The Ultimate Game

[LavaLampBamboo]

Probably not what you think here...

If we took every game ever created and took all of the good bits from each of them, then smooshed them together in some kind of dark matter-powered cosmic blender the size of Iceland, what would be the result?

Apart from obviously a smoothie made of thousands of pieces of disk and plastic...

But seriously, what kind of game would it be? Who would it feature? What would the story be like? Go crazy.

Reply with whatever crazy ideas come to mind. Go, internet peoples!


EDIT;
Okay, I wasn't asking for what is your favourite game.

I'm asking for joke games, like "Grand Theft Golden Tetris Galaxy Eye" in which you play a Eastern European plumber who must shoot falling block-spies.

GO!

 

[Macgyvercas]

The answer is quite simple, as the ultimate game already exists.

Spoiler

The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past

 

[ninja steve]

i just lost the ultimate game if you get my meaning


for the fools who dont i just lost the game

 

[SaunaKalja]

Well for sure, it'd have dwarves and fortresses

 

[QuirkyTambourine]

i just lost the ultimate game if you get my meaning


for the fools who dont i just lost the game

Well you didn't make me lose so HA! OP did with his thread title.

OT: I'll add my bit and say it needs to have an enormous amount of depth to what you can do. Set in a city that's fully alive and that you can do anything in. Go GTA in it, rise to the top elected seat, run the subways by day and be a frenzied maniac by night, anything.

 

[Christemo]

game already exists, and it can only be polished with more content.

behold, Heroes of Might and Magic 3: Armageddon´s Blade

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

The answer is quite simple, as the ultimate game already exists.

Spoiler

The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past

Spoiler: Spoilered since it involves the spoilered answer

I loved that game, took me forever to figure out how to get the invisibility thingy. That definitly is worthy of being a competiter for the title

 

[Gigaguy64]

The answer is quite simple, as the ultimate game already exists.

Spoiler

The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past

WINNER!!!
Well, i would replace " A link to the Past" with Links Awakeining.

It would haft to be a Fighting Game with tones of unique crossover characters and RPG elements.
mix the two and you get Jump "Ultiamte" Stars.
(it has ultimate in title so it wins too!."