^ Is correct
< Will kill someone via increasingly comical means every 24 hours until his demands are met
V Will be killed wih fruit pie sometime in the next 24 hours
^ Curses, I have been cursed with Pastrophobia by the Pie of Phobias
< Is quite fearful of @MortifiedPenguin 's dastardly evilness.
V Has read the King in Yellow and has survived.
^ Wrong. I haven't ever heard of that.
< Stole forty cakes from the bakery this morning. I stole 40 cakes. That's as many as four tens.
V Thinks that's terrible.
^ True, pancakes are tasty, but bacon sandwiches win every time.
< Is fond of bacon
V Will now eat the crappy fake-meat bacon that is made for vegetarians.
^Damn straight I like the idea of bacon. Damnit, now you've reminded me.
If <'s brother didn't get that bacon in the fridge for a recipe...well. OMNOMS.
V is jealous of my possible access to delicious bacony goodness.
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