the ^ < V game

[Darth Caelum]

^ YOU'RE A BIGFOOT

< Not actually a hairy ape typing this on a laptop

V Hairy ape typing this on a laptop

 

[scorptatious]

^*scratches armpit* *eats banana* ... What?

< Drinking water

V Sleeps upside down

 

[Fijiman]

^ If I do I'm unaware of doing so.

< Watching videos.

V Has made a video within the last week.

 

[willofbob]

^ BZZZZT! Wrong!
< I'm sorry, the correct answer was Sushi! Sushi! Well, we have our finalist, come back after the break to find out who will win big!
V And the final question is... What... Is the wind-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

 

[Darth Caelum]

^ Trick question. Unless your somehow planning on throwing an entire programming language at wind speed, which would then be variable, in which case I have no damn idea. Pie maybe?

< And the Winner is.....

V Apple! Apple's net income in 2011 wins against microsoft by 2 billion! What champagne would you like, good sir?

 

[Terratina.]

^ Normal Champagne..?
< Not so keen on champagne, prefers cider - arr!
V Drinks vodka like a fish.

 

[MortifiedPenguin]

^ If I did, I would be a very pickled fish
< feels witty
V Prefers whiskey

 

[Fijiman]

^ Wrong.

< doesn't drink at all.

V And the question is: Banana.

 

[willofbob]

^ Has better things to do
< Should be working
V Hiding from the Fuzz

 

[Darth Caelum]

^ Shut up! You're ruining a perfectly good hiding place!

< Not hiding. At all.

V You should move on your way.

 

[Fijiman]

^ Did someone say something?

< Bleh.

V Knows the meaning of taco.

 

[willofbob]

^ Taco (TA-co), noun, A Mexican dish consisting of a fried folded tortilla, filled with various mixtures, such as seasoned meat, beans, lettuce, and tomatoes.
< A walking dictionary AND WORLD'S GREATEST HAM!
V TAKES LARGE STEPS!

 

[Fijiman]

^ Taco (TA-co), noun, A Mexican dish consisting of a fried folded tortilla, filled with various mixtures, such as seasoned meat, beans, lettuce, and tomatoes.

I said meaning, not definition.
OT:
^ Not really.

< Has an idea about something.

V Will fetch for me anything I want.

 

[Evil Smurf]

^ If you ask nicely

< changed avatar

V Will tell me they love it

 

[Fijiman]

^ Meh.

< Thinks it would look better if it were actually an evil smurf.

V Will answer questions 5 and 6 using only a rubber band.

 

[scorptatious]

^ Depends on what kind of questions they are.

< Heropon Riki!

V Everybody! Hero Time!

 

[Fijiman]

^ You first.

< Needs to wake up his little brother. Again.

V does not have this problem.

 

[Evil Smurf]

^ true

< looked for an evil smurf

V like smurfs

 

[willofbob]

^ Likes smurfs TOO much
< Thinks smurfs are disgusting little creatures
V Has been hired to assassinate Papa Smurf

 

[Fijiman]

^ You won't pay me enough so no deal.

< Has started reading [a href="http://www.scp-wiki.net/main"]this[/a].

V Has not read any of that before.