the ^ < V game

[Neuromancer]

^ Give me all your jewish gold!

< What? That was a loan?!?

v EXPELL ALL JEWS FROM MY REALM!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Only if you expel that extra "L".

< It seems the Nazi got Grammar Nazi'd. Ho ho ho.

V Thinks I am Santa Claus.

 

[Fijiman]

^ Make me.

< Has no problems with Jews... well, none so far.

V Do the happy frogy dance.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ *terrifying rendition of froggy dance*

< It was the best I could do.

V Inner monologue mode activate!

 

[Barbas]

^ *GOOD TIMES ENGAGED*

Spoiler

< *Executiing run.dmc*

v Communist!

 

[Fijiman]

^ Bolsheviks! ...Fuck.

< Knew that saying Bolsheviks instead of bullshit every now and then would come back to bite him in the ass.

V Is mesmerized by Barbas' frog.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ It hurts my eyes.

< ...nope, still can't find them.

V Unleashing his secret powerrr!???

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Lighting diarrhoea

< Just another day for Captain Obvious

V Why did you steal "Talk Like a Pirate Day" Mr Grinch?

 

[Fijiman]

^ What? No, you got it all wrong!

< Is Fijiman, not the Grinch.

V Hot soup, commin through!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Is that a euphemism?

< GUNDAM.

V Convinced.

 

[Fijiman]

^ That you are a potato farmer named Fredrick Stan Weinerhopper? Yes.

< Has lunch.

V Is terrified.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

^ So terrified, not because of failure in things that might happen, but to the reaction to that failure by those around you.

< 'tis a sad thing, when someone fails, their mind starts going to dark places and all of the people around them cannot contain the contempt that they have for them, no matter how much they wish they say they have none.

v CHEESE FIGHT!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ When you go and say that, you can't transition to a merry cheese fight like nothing happened!

< Cheesus, man...

V Sup bro.

 

[Fijiman]

^ [HEADING=1]CHEEEEEEEEEEESEEEEEEE FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT![/HEADING]

< Cheese fight cheese fight cheese fight cheese fight cheese fight cheese fight cheese fight cheese fight cheese fight cheese fight cheese fight cheese fight cheese fight cheese fight cheese fight cheese fight cheese fight cheese fight cheese fight cheese fight.

V Are you ready for the cheese fight?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I haven't finished my training!

< 'Tis 20 to 7 in the morning.

V The birds are singing, isn't it beautiful?

 

[Johnny Novgorod]

^ 4 AM over here.

< I should probably be sleeping.

V Don't drink the water.

 

[Fijiman]

^ No, it's fine. It's been filtered.

< Blarg.

V Stop being quiet so loudly.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ [small][small][small][small][small]Sorry.[/small][/small][/small][/small][/small]

< [small][small][small][small][small]Small text- instant moe.[/small][/small][/small][/small][/small]

V [small][small][small][small][small]Has a maid costume for me to complete the illusion.[/small][/small][/small][/small][/small]

 

[UltraDeth]

^ I've got a few gas masks, will that do?

< Would rather die in a fire than dress like a woman

V Merchant Voice: Got some good things on sale, stranger!

 

[Dr.Susse]

^ But I have no Gil.

< Broke.

V Can fix something.