the ^ < V game

[UltraDeth]

^ Can't say that I do

< Ka-BOOOOOOOOOOM!

V It's......

 

[Headsprouter]

^ ...Headsprouter! Ninja-ing everyone, apparently!

< Will not be stopped! Defying gravity with my ninja moves! They thought I exploded, but I TELEPORTED!

V *caltrop*

 

[Barbas]

^ OW! What the f**k, man?!

< Likes RPGs.

v Run! I'll hold them off!

 

[Fijiman]

^ But I don't want to run.

< Running sounds like hard work.

V Will do the running for me.

 

[Neuromancer]

^ Don't worry, I'll carry you.

< I just need a farm.

v Support me by helping me building one!

 

[Barbas]

^ Wossat, milord? Oid be 'appy to!

< *Ambles off to get some logs*

v Can't place that there, milord!

 

[deserteagleeye]

^ Oh woo' ya look at daht, it's tea time! GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!

< Which queen are we at now?

V Has the gout.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ That's a disease, right?

< Prob'ly.

V L-O-D-S of E-M-O-N-E. Wozzat spell?

 

[Fijiman]

^ After hours of research and calculations by an expert staff, we finally have the answer...

< It's potatoes. Captcha:"since when?" Since the researchers did their research. Duh.

V What are you getting me for Christmas?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Hmmm. An Android phone, I think. Misread your post. You can have this correction.

< I thought battling people online would be an adventure through different Pokemon teams! Naw. Greninja, mega-capable starters and eeveelutions everywhere.

V Interesting.

 

[Barbas]

^ I call it 'Powergin'.

< The darkness is comforting.

v A word of caution: watch out for the Owl-bears.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Makes me think of Olcadan, the owl-man for Soul Calibur 3.

< There was something else I wanted to ***** about, but I can't remember...

V The chosen one.

 

[deserteagleeye]

^ I still think you need to get your eyes checked out.

< Listening to the insides of a baked potato.

V Just like a white-winged dove.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Any white bird is just like Yeats according to himself.

< Will have to start working hard soon, independently. I hope I can do it.

V Say something inspirational.

 

[Fijiman]

^ Bacon!

< Still listening to Mystery Skulls.

V Has the best job ever.

 

[Neuromancer]

^ Doomsayer.

< I am the midnight of your soul!

v You are DOOMED!

 

[UltraDeth]

^ This is battle isn't over yet!

< I say let's get out there and twat it!

V Who's with me? *heroic music*

 

[Headsprouter]

^ *trip*

< Face-down in a pool of blood.

V Help?

 

[Fijiman]

^ ...No.

< Just won a GIF battle with Barbas.

V Has just won old socks.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ I'd be lucky to win a wellington boot full of porridge

< I will have my revenge!

V Try my new Vagineer recipe!