the ^ < V game

[Fijiman]

^ You suck, I wanted to make the 5000th post.

< Has been playing Shoot Many Robots.

V What is your quest?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ To make people remember when we threatened to dominate the FPS market.

< So close...but nobody could see us past the thick, grotesque HAZE...

V We had hats before you did...

 

[deserteagleeye]

^ This is strangely correct considering my avatar.

< I got this beanie though, it keeps my ears warm.

V Is my Secret Santa.

 

[Fijiman]

^ I don't wanna.

< Blarg.

V What does a great white shark eat? A:Belgian waffle B:turkey sandwich C:chicken salad D:anything it wants E:chocolate bar

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Ninja bastard. Just for that I pick F, for eff you, and that is: Not humans.

< If they really liked to nom on us, then we wouldn't have this many survivors...and bodies...

V Likes this time of year.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ But of course

< Still love Christmas

V Let's play Amnesia in underwear soiling artificial reality

 

[Fijiman]

^ You do that. I'll just be over here having fun playing non survival horror games.

< Is not a fan of survival horror games.

V Was a soldier once.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ I joined this team just to kill maggots like you!

< Good old fashioned Progressive rock

V Every one of you deserves a medal!

 

[Neuromancer]

^ Yes, each and every one of us.

< But which one is the real of us?

v Am I the real we?

 

[deserteagleeye]

^

Spoiler: ~We are ooooooone and aaaaaaaaaaaaall~

< ~Cuz we're here for yoooooooooooou.~

v I know what you did last Autumn.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

^ Well holy shit, you saw me in America?

< I hate Christmas shopping so goddamn much, it's even worse when you don't even know what you should buy....but then again, that's like every single shopping trip that I've ever been in.

v Agrees with me that shopping trips are boring when you don't actually need to buy anything or actually want anything at the stores you're going into.

 

[Neuromancer]

^ Ah, Rampant Consumerism. What's not to love?

< Everything, actually.

v Consume. CONSUUUUUME!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I'm not hungry.

< Now I can tell when other people are being awkward and not me. What a milestone.

V At war with his own mind.

 

[Fijiman]

^ Eh, more or less.

< Flarg.

V Is it important?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Not really.

< Merp, however, is highly relevant to the betterment of our ecomony.

V Why are you laughing?

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

^ Because laughing is a greatest thing to do....also because I've just entered an alliance with Neuromancer, WHATCHA GONNA DO SON?!

< It's like the best thing out of two worlds, Pokémon moves and the planning and backstabbing of Evangelion(note that I've never actually seen the show and I aim to improve that during this ancient pagan holiday that the Christians stole)

v WHATCHA GANNA DO?!

 

[Fijiman]

^ Slap you for being absent for a while.

< Meh.

V What do walruses dream of?

 

[deserteagleeye]

^ Buckets and saxophones.

< These fortune cookies only talk about things in general, where the hell is MY fortune?

V Has a fortune for me.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ You will also be slapped by Fiji.

< YOU LUCKY DOG!! Oh, wait you're not Barbas...

V Not appropriate.

 

[Extra-Ordinary]

^ Not true, at least not most of the time.

< Will one day win an Oscar

V Will pay me for being so handsome