the ^ < V game

[Barbas]

^ SPAM, SPAM, SPAM.

< I suppose I'll have the egg, sausage and spam.

v Or should I have the spam, egg, sausage and spam?

 

[Fijiman]

^ No!

< The spam ends here.

V The next person to mention spam gets five giant spoons shoved up their belly button.

 

[Barbas]

^ Oh, you could try to put a spoon there, but your attempts at spooning would be disastrously unsuccessful.

< Spoon-proof.

v Spoonity-spooon, wonderful spooooon...

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Tommy Wiseau?

< Darkrai. Nothing gives me greater satisfaction than to see it fall.

V GET OFF MY STAGE!

 

[Neuromancer]

^ What about them?

< Really, what exactly is this conversation about?

v You are spearworthy!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Wooooo.

< *emanates mediocrity*

V Is affected by the emanations.

 

[deserteagleeye]

^ Fine whatever I don't care FINE!

< Will never not be unfunny.

V Has had their reality break down and now lives in this reality.

 

[Drummodino]

^ Fine by me as long as there's a bathroom.

< *Runs around new realm*

V Join me! There might be cake!

 

[Fijiman]

^ But the bigger question is will there be brownies?

< Isn't the killer.

V Is forced to live in a world where all the floors are covered in loose LEGO blocks and all forms of protective footwear are banned.

 

[Neuromancer]

^ I live in no such world.

< But by God, we shall rebuild!

v Brick by brick...

 

[UltraDeth]

^ We shall build a glorious 2-story pub by the moors!

< And it will be glorious!

V Slow-motion dive

 

[Drummodino]

^ I don't speak your lingo, brodingo.

< Hungry.

V Feed me!

 

[Neuromancer]

^ You will starve.

< You will beg for food.

v You will die.

 

[Barbas]

^ Really? I thought it was the host.

< Nobody knows who I mean.

v The man they call Ghost?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Because no-one ever notices him

< *walks off into the sunset with flamethrower held high*

V Misuse of the word "Literally" make me metaphorically insane

 

[Headsprouter]

^ That's pretty.

< Tweaking so hard my thumb hurts.

V Anyway, how is your sex life?

 

[Barbas]

^ F***in' nonexistent, mate.

< I, uh...

v Time for a quick one?

 

[Neuromancer]

^ Be swift or be dead.

< Be good or be dead.

v Be just or be dead.

 

[Fijiman]

^ Be zombie or be dead.

< Be awesome or be dead.

V Be on fire or be dead.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Or? OR!?

< Ore? ORE!?

V Oar? OAR!?