the ^ < V game

[UltraDeth]

^ I certainly can [sub] If you know what I mean [/sub]

< *Implying intensifies*

V Tomorrow you shall be placed in a dark, deserted mansion with limited supplies and no self-defence. Enjoy!

 

[deserteagleeye]

^ That's how I entertain myself.

< With my privates.

V Is also a private.

 

[Fijiman]

^ But I've never been in the military.

< Has some really hard things to consider over the next few days.

V Has a broken shoe.

 

[Drummodino]

^ Oh god damn it.

< Bored.

V Why are you eating your shirt?

 

[Barbas]

^ Because it annoys Fijiman.

< Heeheehee.

v Everything is proceeding exactly as I have foreseen!

 

[Lil_Rimmy]

^ Or is it? I don't think it is, shirt eater!

< Has never met a shirt eater before

v Will support me in my cause

 

[Barbas]

^ Sure. That dude is a dick, man!

< Ah, crap.

v Don't do that.

 

[Fijiman]

^ *hides shovel behind back* I have no idea what you're talking about.

< *runs away*

V Fells the need to try on every hat in the store.

 

[Barbas]

^ One must know their effects before making a purchase.

< Also, the box they come in.

v Are you a fan of Matt Damon?

 

[Drummodino]

^ He's pretty good, done some good movies.

< Wrestling with urge to buy games that won't get played.

V Do you suffer from the curse of Steam?

 

[Barbas]

^ No, I love it.

< The Dwemer are cool.

v They're better than the Altmer.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ They had Technology before technology existed

< Double twist!

V Do you lactate creamed rice?

 

[Barbas]

^ Not that I know of.

< *Worries and checks*.

v Thank goodness. Rice?

 

[Barbas]

^ I have the sads.

< *Sadding*.

v Hey, where the fuck is Headsprouter?

 

[deserteagleeye]

^ I'll give you a hint, there's a reason you never see him and me at the same place at the same time.

< I'm Superman.

V You can be Superboy.

 

[Extra-Ordinary]

^ To use my powers for truth and justice

< Although I'll need a sidekick

V Will you fight with me, crusader?

 

[Barbas]

^ It depends. Danger pay?

< Adventure?

v Beer?

 

[Drummodino]

^ Sounds awesome.

< *glug glug glug*

V I'm... I'm gonna need some help home!

 

[Fijiman]

^ You throw up on me and I'm tossing you in the nearest dumpster.

< Just ate dinner.

V Hasn't had a decent rock in years.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ What do you mean by "Rock"?

< Release the armoured wolves

V The future of this forum was ensured by the post of prophesised "Next Person". *Terminator opening music*