the ^ < V game

[Headsprouter]

^ Chocolate is garbage. Vanilla all the way.

< Zul...Mey Gut!

V (Hey Melon Nose!)

 

[Barbas]

^ (What is it, Skeever-butt?)

< *Drawing bow*.

v How many bandit runners does it take to deliver a message?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ No time to talk, I have deliveries to make!

< Has met the elusive loinclothed courier.

V Wombles in Wimbledon.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Great Uncle Bulgaria strikes again

< I used to be an adventurer but put on too much weight

V Give me something to break!

 

[Barbas]

^ There is only one true Yuri.

< Come to Yuri.

v I bring you peace.

 

[Fijiman]

^ And I bring you nothing.

< Is a great neighbor.

V Needs to stop it with the door nob jokes.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I am so upset, right now.

< At least I have excuse not to do anything. Crushed under Dirty Cop Trollface is the perfect excuse.

V Thinks eyepatches are the coolest thing ever.

 

[Barbas]

^ They're pretty cool. Bonus points for eye scars.

< Heterochromia is also cool.

v Google has a bad spell checker and should feel bad.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Are you talking about the one that comes with Chrome? Yeah, it sucks...

< No eyes at all makes for the coooolest monsters...Zubat appeals to me for that reason. Makes it rather aborbs.

V Finds "adorbs" despicable. At least it isn't "amazeballs"...

 

[Barbas]

^ I have hardly heard of either.

< Selective hearing is a wonderful thing.

v It's been a while.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Not long enough

< Stealthy in the shadows

V Fiddle diddle

 

[Barbas]

^ Hands off my griddle!

< *Grilling mushrooms.*

v Alistair?

 

[Brownie80]

^ You got the wrong number, buddy.
< OH DEAR THEIR OUT OF CAKE!
V How 'bout dem' scones?

 

[deserteagleeye]

^ I'm as fond of scones as I am inversely fond of slaughtered English.

< I went to the butchershop for 2 pounds of ENGLISH!

V Exaggerates how much they can actually eat.

 

[Brownie80]

^ I actually have to take a Centrum every day just so I won't starve myself.
< Has a high metabolism.
V However, I can't eat anything that will shatter my braces.

 

[Euryalus]

^ Yes?

< Sex is rather fun

V Fiji is the poster below?

 

[deserteagleeye]

^ No, but if you dream about it on New Years, you'll have good luck for the whole year.

< FUCK! There's an eyelash in my milk!

V Give me more milk!

 

[Brownie80]

^ 2%, Lowfat, or Whole?
< If I have three jugs and give to away, how many jugs will I have left?
V The answer is three. Get your own milk, buddy.

 

[deserteagleeye]

^ ENGLISH MOTHAFUCKA!

< I speaks it.

V Is a master of gland-to-gland combat.

 

[Brownie80]

^ Raises eyebrow at "I speaks it."
< Checks my Oxford dictionary.
V Has a problem with gland-to-gland combat.