the ^ < V game

[Headsprouter]

^ A pictoral fin and a tusk attached to a piece of gum.

< Horker can be filed with Oblivion's Boar as the enemy most disloyal to the animal that inspired it. A walrus would feckin' wreck ye!

V You can't explain that.

 

[Barbas]

^ Tides.

< Or maybe aliens.

v Mexicans?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Si.

< Made a thread.

V Generic response.

 

[Barbas]

^ Muy bien.

< Did not vote for Pedro.

v Pedro does drugs.

 

[Neuromancer]

^ He's Brazilian, what did you expect?

< Waits for the strikes to finish.

v Sitting in a bunker.

 

[Barbas]

^ We're all hunkered down over here.

< Imma hunkerin mah bunker.

v How do?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Well.

< In a Skype call with a friend and a friend of this friend. Awkwardness unavoidable.

V Break the silence, would you?

 

[Barbas]

^
< He knew the risks.

v Crisps.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Correct. "Chips". Psssh. Pssssssh! PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS-SSSSSS-SSSS-SSSSSSSSHHHHHHH!!!!!

< Watched the JonTron episode which covers that Star Wars Kinect game just last night.

V *skip cutscene*

 

[Barbas]

^ But then how would I know the motivations of the protagonists?

< ...It's Max Payne? Oh, never mind then.

v Wait...why can't I skip these?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I like it when long cutscenes let you pause...It's more useful when you're a kid.

< Dark Chronicle is best example. Only example I know of. I hope the Metal gear franchise lets you pause, based on what I've heard.

V What's the word?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Goddamn

< 110% Not interested

V Stop that Vagineer!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I'm not going near that thing, again.

< Where do you think my eyes went.

V Question mark!!!!

 

[Barbas]

^ How dare you question mark my actions!

< When in deadly danger, when beset by doubt...

v ...Run in little circles, wave your arms and shout!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ You mean like the green Druids from Spyro 1? (some of them)

< Spyro's probably the reason I have such a love for video game enemies.

V *heavy breathing*

 

[Barbas]

^ *Inappropriate staring*.

< Trousers.

v Bleak.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Blork.

< Crash Bandicoot had some pretty fun enemies, also, and was also a big part of my life as a growing gamer.

V A nostalgia critic.

 

[Fijiman]

^ Not today.

< Today, I'm am something.

V Tomorrow you shall be invisible for ten minutes, but you will not know when it will start.

 

[TKhanman]

^ Damnit
< TF2
V Has HIV

 

[Brownie80]

^ Nuh-uh!
< I wasn't able to play Saint's Row 2 today so I'm in a bad mood.
V

If I can turn back time...