the ^ < V game

[Euryalus]

^ Gerroffme!

< I don't like being grabbed by strangers

V *Throws poop at*

 

[Headsprouter]

^ *gasp* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=es1CXvdKip4]

< Will eat, soon.

V Has a physique similar to an origami crane.

 

[Euryalus]

^ Long slender and made of paper?

< Yes

V Don't hug me, you might get a paper cut.

 

[Neuromancer]

^ As if I would hug you anyway.

< Bought a straw hat as a birthday present to a One Piece fan.

v And that's just how I roll, motherfudger.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Yeuh.

< Just enjoyed some Diablo with some friendos.

V *pat pat*

 

[Neuromancer]

^ You know, I'm still waiting for more of those comics you drew.

< Keeps on having futile hopes.

v Will crush my expectations.

 

[Euryalus]

^ Yes, of course I will. It's a think I like doing

< Won't draw anything

V And you?

 

[Neuromancer]

^ Yes.

< Mathematician's answer.

v Which is?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I am no maths wizard.

< I haven't had much inspiration for those comics...

V Be more interesting.

 

[Fijiman]

^ Okay, so here's my idea.

< Headsprouter and Captain Hook the biker gorilla are a hardware store...

V Is that toast?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ No, but you are.

<

Spoiler: Why do I do these things?

V ???? Profit!

 

[UltraDeth]

^ I request 65% of your profits

< Easy money

V Shart After Dark Coming soon

 

[Euryalus]

^ Way ahead of you.

< My friend released that film in second grade. He had a bad case of the runs.

v He was forever called John Poopcillo afterwards. Because of his last name. We were kind of dickish.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ College friends are ass hats!

< Press 2 for a mouthful of abuse

V Dat ass is bigger than God and twice as magnificent

 

[Fijiman]

^ Meh.

<

Spoiler: Why do I do these things?

Whoops. There was supposed to be an at somewhere in my last post that didn't appear, but that ended up hilarious either way.

V Agrees.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I thought the "at" was supposed to be there, so I decided to take the piss.

< To fill my Jarate, of course.

V Leather belt.

 

[Barbas]

^ Is it 4 Strength and 4 Stam.?

< Level 18?

v *GARBLED, SUGGESTIVE MOANING*.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Easy, tiger.

< Just ate.

V It has been a busy day.

 

[Neuromancer]

^ Indeed it has.

< Needs a break.

v Easter is coming.

 

[Barbas]

^ And Winter is behind us.

< Cover me, Porkins.

v May the Sun shine on warm sands.