the ^ < V game

[Barbas]

^ Seven minutes remaining, by last count.

< Priority warning: I am a fish.

v Got any marbles?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I have a few.

< I meant to have an "of" in that last "V" sentence.

V Capital!

 

[Barbas]

^ Letters!

< Quickly, add more.

v Increase speed, reverse direction!

 

[Kricketz]

^ Whiplash!
< Who said I was afraid?
V Why Me? Why?

 

[Barbas]

^ *Consults list*. Apparently, you were randomly selected.

< *Consults second list*...for a boat!

v *Goes to get keys to room where boat is stored*. I assume you can be trusted to take over.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ As long as the boat is steered by one of those old-fashioned wheels with all the handles.

< Honeycomb.

V Whodunit?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ The butler, of course.

< Unless the evidence says otherwise

V

Spoiler: An accurate depiction of British politics

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I can only imagine what the pound coin was stuck with.

< Hanging limp like a wet dress sock on a summer's day.

V Is there a Seamore Butts in your residence?

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

^ No there aint. English names are not tolerated in Iceland

< I'm in a need of finding work soon.

v Got any suggestions?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Waiter.

< Good things are a-coming.

V Criminal scum!

 

[Barbas]

^ YOU SHOULD HAVE PAID THE FINE!

< The pain train is coming.

v Stop that Gray Fox!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I'll make captain for this!

< My personality it so high, bandits grin from ear to ear as they try to murder me!

V Science's greatest acheivment.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Just short of the Adeptus Mechanicus

< Magic is stupid

V Slap that Engineer

 

[Headsprouter]

^ *cracks knuckles*

< *rubs palms together*

V *SLAP*

 

[Fijiman]

^

< Finished Bioshock Infinite today.

V Has a hat stand.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Actually, I was doing a lot of TF2 trading, yesterday since I've gathered quite the volume of scrap metal...I was basically pimping out my classes some more. So yeah, I could do with a hat stand.

< Senpai noticed me probably because I said the frustrated things about the Timesplitters community that they wanted to say.

V I'm afraid half of them don't know how to read or don't have their head screwed on.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ F*ck them, yo!

< I won't do what you tell me!!!

V Loli everywhere

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I DON'T WANT TO GO TO JAIL!

< Read all the TF2 comics just there. I am officially up to date.

V Burn the books!

 

[Barbas]

^ We're pilgrims in an unholy land, my boy.

< Geese.

v Honk.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ *readies hunting bow*

< What did you expect?

V Ducks are delicious