the ^ < V game

[Headsprouter]

^ Oh, no ya don't.

< Now, the sooner you all pay up the sooner we can go back to being friends...

V ...And then we'll all look back on this as "That one time Headsprouter threatened to murder an inanimate object" and yuk it up like an 80's sitcom...

 

[SirDerpy]

^ ...This isn't an 80s sitcom?

< My life has been a lie...since the 70s.

v Hand me a pitchfork, won't you?

 

[Neuromancer]

^ You keep losing your stuff.

< I hate it when people do that.

v Makes me wanna give them their stuff back.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Oh no.

< Perspiring.

V You can have your thread back. I'm sowwy.

 

[EilaliE]

^ I'm pretty sure I don't own this thread. *Ahem* I mean, why thank you.

< I declare myself the owner of this thread.

v If there is anyone present that may present just and lawful cause why I cannot accept this thread, let them speak now or forever hold their peace.

 

[Neuromancer]

^ *ahem*

< I disagree to the passing of the ownership of the thread to any specific individual.

v The thread must belong to the people in whole!

 

[EilaliE]

^ Democracy? Communism?

< Either way, I'm a Goddess.

v Unfortunately, there's nothing you could do or say to change that.

 

[Neuromancer]

^ Are you sure, Madoka?

< Don't underestimate me.

v Because the Devil is much more powerful than the Goddess.

 

[EilaliE]

^ The Devil is a dear friend of mine.

< Come to think about it:

v I even made a deal with the Devil not too long ago.

 

[Neuromancer]

^ Yes, we did make a deal.

< The deal was that you give me your god powers in exchange for mortality.

v I like one-sided deals.

 

[Barbas]

^ Like a one-sided blade.

< Both sides of a different coin...

v ...A coin I spent years ago...

 

[Fijiman]

^ Is now up some child'child's nose.

< Been playing Ratchet&Clank Future Tools of Destruction.

V Is a spy for the Moose Offensive Enforcers.

 

[Barbas]

^ That information may compromise our agents in the-*sneeze*-...'scuse me...in the field.

< *HONK*.

v Numa.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ #AND IIIIIII...

< ...EEIIII...

V ...WILL ALWAYS LOOOOOOOOVE YOU~~~

 

[EilaliE]

^ I'll consider that as a confession.

< I just accidentally hit my head on a wall. My first reaction was: "How did it even get there?"
I must be on drugs.

v Walls are dangerous, so please use the doors.

 

[Neuromancer]

^ I make doors out of walls.

< And walls out of doors.

v Extra reinforced doors.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Extra protection from invasions

< Still life on my computer screen

V Are you having a giggle, mate?

 

[Barbas]

^ Only a wee little one.

< Hee.

v Ha.

 

[SirDerpy]

^ Har. Har.

< Kidding, I'm incapable of laughter.

v What are emotions?

 

[Barbas]

^ I think you'd have to ask Donald Cringe.

< *Listening to the Safety Dance*.

v As long as we abuse it, never gonna lose it, everything'll work out right!