the ^ < V game

[EilaliE]

^ Yes, now I do.

< That would make babysitting surprisingly easy.

v Your wish is granted. Look under your pillow.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Oh! Oh! *lifts pillow*

< ...World Peace? Screw this! I wanted a Pokemon...

V Will you take me to Chuck E. Cheese?

 

[Fijiman]

^ You lied, there was nothing under my pillow and I sure didn't wish for nothing.

< Plotting against EilaliE.

V Has a diaper cannon.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ WOOOOOOOW, Fiji, WOWWWWWW, way to get ninja'd.

< *victory dance*

V Wrrrrrrrr!

 

[Barbas]

^ *Wokwokwokwokwok*.

< This is the sound a helicopter makes.

v BEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEP.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ We gave 'em a bloody drubbing

< Middle-class console gamer

V Hates biting into a fruit that bruised on the inside

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Oh, god...*shudder*

< You could have seen it, it was truly epic...

V Och, you had to be there, love..had to be there.

 

[EilaliE]

^ Uh, but I was there.

< Was standing right behind you.

v I saw you there, too.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Wow, EilaliE, you see eVeRyThIiiiInGgggGg!

< Isn't she amazing?

V *shakes head in disbelief*

 

[Barbas]

^ *Nods*.

< I've lost my potato. Potato, come home!

v I don't approve.

 

[Fijiman]

^ Nether do I.

< I mean seriously, Headsprouter, who uses a time machine in order to ninja someone? Very poor form.

V Wouldn't you agree?

 

[Malbourne]

^ *POOF* Oh, indubitably. *sips vintage Babylonian wine, admires collection of Edda texts, and alters above post*

< Guh, I'm surrounded by plebeians!

v Fetch me my peasant stick!!!

 

[Fijiman]

^ *****, who you callin' a peasant?!

< *Beats Malbourne with shovel*

V Needs a bath badly.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ I showered yesterday, you rude ass

< Give me some melon!

V We need more Augs, ASAP!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ What's a an Aug?

< And why are you such a ninja...

V And why are you still here?

 

[Barbas]

^ I can't help it.

< It's uncontrollable.

v *Waves it around*.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Woooaah! Cool slinky!

< Lookit dat shit go!

V Are you seein' this? Call me easy to impress but...Wow!

 

[EilaliE]

^ This? [http://www.twitch.tv/fishplayspokemon]

< I don't even.

v You're a pretty fish. Let me make sushi out of you.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ *flops worriedly*

< I wonder how many people have donated to that fish's cause.

V Super defective.

 

[Barbas]

^ You're one to talk, being the prime minister of Micronesia!

< He's corrupt.

v Fetch...the medicine.