the ^ < V game

[Headsprouter]

^ I know somebody who does fight baby men with bear hands. [https://c2.staticflickr.com/8/7113/6935559192_f2df1107a7_z.jpg]

< Not actual babies, tho.

V That would be morally reprehensible.

 

[Malbourne]

^ I suppose that's subjective [http://www.visualwalkthroughs.com/doom3/recycling2/26.jpg]

< Then again, maybe they have their reasons.

v You love them babes, don't you! Aw, yes you do! Yes you do!

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Duke loves babes!

< Someone liked one of my old YouTube comments, Smug mode

V You, stupid, touch Heavy's Dick hair

 

[SirDerpy]

^ No you.

< Is back from the dead, if China were hell.

v Jesus Christ.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ By the Emperor, how heretical

< New Saints Row? Yes please

V Look out, Earth! The slime's coming home!

 

[Malbourne]

^ That's goo-d news indeed! It's slime for a welcome party.

< Oooh, here comes Layton and Wright~

v This week couldn't possibly be getting better!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Yeah, I mean, you'd think my being here was the high point, but...*shrugs*

< I can be topped.

V It's a shock, I know.

 

[Fijiman]

^ Bah.

< Is continously being fucked over in WoT.

V Needs more men.

 

[Kitsune Hunter]

^ Probably

< My laptop is fixed, I've returned!

V This calls for a celebration, prepare a feast

 

[SirDerpy]

^ Feast prepared.

< Celebration commenced.

v Hey, does this wine smell like dimethyl mercury to you?

 

[Twintix]

^ Huh, smells a bit swee-*dies*

< I can't waste my money on the Hyrule Warriors pre-order. But I want that scarf so badly! DX

V Do you know the proper way to eat sheep's eyeballs?

 

[Barbas]

^ With telekinesis.

< You pluck them from the skull like fruit from a tree.

v *Hannibal Lecter intensifies*.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Well, apperen'ly...he's goin' all serial killer on us...

< ...and apperen'ly...

V ...I've never been on live television before.

 

[Malbourne]

^ *canned laugh track*

< Well, we can't all be superstars.

v How 'bout a role in a little-known sitcom called All My Love and Beanie Babies?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Next-generation F.R.I.E.N.D.S.? But, of course

< The Dork Descent

V Oi mate, you having a giggle or what?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Apperen'ly.

< I'm doing it wrong, my use of "apperen'ly" actually makes some sense.

V ...Apperen'ly...

 

[Barbas]

^ Eeyup.

< Storms a-comin'.

v *Sniff*.

 

[SirDerpy]

^ Smells like teen spir-*gets shot*

< *dead*

v *Necromancy?*

 

[Barbas]

^ Illegal! :O

< *Phoning up Archmage*...oh wait, he's dead. *Hangs up*.

v Seen any Lelles?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Got some rare things on sale, stranger!

< Surprise Mini-crits

V Meet the cake