the ^ < V game

[Malbourne]

^ Tastes like chicken.

< And chickens taste like moose. Funny world.

v Tastes like melons.

 

[Fijiman]

^ Let me check.

< *licks self*

V Nope. Sour apple and strawberry.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Puh.

< P'shaw!

V All these flavours, and you chose to be salty.

 

[Extra-Ordinary]

^ Hey, that game was rigged and you know it.

< Button-mashes every fighting game that isn't Mortal Kombat.

V Test your might!

 

[Fijiman]

^ Nah.

< Going to bed.

V Is inconceivably hungry.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ When am I not?

< Cake on a leash

V Scissors cuts painis

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

^ Owwie, that hurt!

< I missed this thread

v But I'm not sure if I missed you

 

[Headsprouter]

^ lol

< I can see they're trying to make it literal, but perhaps...too literal. [http://sickr.files.wordpress.com/2014/09/corocoro_camerupt.jpg?w=810]

V Can mega evolve.

 

[Barbas]

^ If provoked, yes.

< Has the criteria.

v Does not know which Pokemon is Criterion.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Of course not.

< U.N. Owen was that?

V But of course.

 

[Barbas]

^ It was, yes. Or, at least, it sounded like it was.

< We're currently investigating what it really was.

v Do you know anything, citizen?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Errr, I know nothing of this

< I love the smell of victory

V Off to buy a nicer suit

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

^ Good luck with that.

< Just came out of a steaming hot shower(No, this is not me trying to sound sexual)

v Got anything to cool me down?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Icy wind!

< Your speed fell.

V Noodle person.

 

[Fijiman]

^ Not really.

< Downloading stuff.

V Eats their vegetables with a ton of bacon.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

^ Lies. I eat my ton of bacon with a single carrot

< Has to wear these glasses because not enough carrots

V Is blinder than an albino bat at high noon

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Who said that? *feeling around*

< I have had a terrible headache since I got up this morning.

V Rhyming slang, activate!

 

[Barbas]

^ Up them apples and pears, quick!

< To the trader!

v To the restaurant!

 

[Malbourne]

^ *raises glass* TO THE RESTAURANT.

< It shall live on in our hearts.

v Now for a rousing musical number.

 

[SirDerpy]

^ *deep breath*

< ~fiiiiiiiiive!~

v How was it?