the ^ < V game

[Headsprouter]

^ More? Seriously?

< A job for the Gub.

V Kakuna.

 

[Twintix]

^ Use Harden!

< It's not very effective...

V Wha- That's not how it works! What did you do?!

 

[kailus13]

^ sheltering? Kinda.

< More like "experimenting on" really.

v Here. Drink this.

 

[SirDerpy]

^ *Gulp*

< Hmm. Tasted kind of like music.

v *Explodes*

 

[Headsprouter]

^ They took our jerbs!

< Taken aback.

V Beside themselves.

 

[Malbourne]

^ I thought I kept those experiments secret!

< Erstwhile patron of the arts.

v High art.

 

[Barbas]

^ Oh, thank you!

< *Preens*.

v Wait, how is that possible?

 

[Fijiman]

^ We made you part bird while you were sleeping.

< I hope you're okay with it because it's irreversible.

V Is it okay if I make you part moose?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ The moose is loose!

< That's a yes.

V Chocolate mousse.

 

[Malbourne]

^ Tastes like chicken.

< And chickens taste like moose. Funny world.

v Tastes like melons.

 

[Fijiman]

^ Let me check.

< *licks self*

V Nope. Sour apple and strawberry.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Puh.

< P'shaw!

V All these flavours, and you chose to be salty.

 

[Extra-Ordinary]

^ Hey, that game was rigged and you know it.

< Button-mashes every fighting game that isn't Mortal Kombat.

V Test your might!

 

[Fijiman]

^ Nah.

< Going to bed.

V Is inconceivably hungry.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ When am I not?

< Cake on a leash

V Scissors cuts painis

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

^ Owwie, that hurt!

< I missed this thread

v But I'm not sure if I missed you

 

[Headsprouter]

^ lol

< I can see they're trying to make it literal, but perhaps...too literal. [http://sickr.files.wordpress.com/2014/09/corocoro_camerupt.jpg?w=810]

V Can mega evolve.

 

[Barbas]

^ If provoked, yes.

< Has the criteria.

v Does not know which Pokemon is Criterion.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Of course not.

< U.N. Owen was that?

V But of course.

 

[Barbas]

^ It was, yes. Or, at least, it sounded like it was.

< We're currently investigating what it really was.

v Do you know anything, citizen?