the ^ < V game

[UltraDeth]

^ Oh, man!

< The gift that keeps itself to itself

V I mean, who would French a facehugger?

 

[Barbas]

^ I only saw one man do it.

< He wasn't well.

v He's worse now. *Beep*. Machine says you're fine, though.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Hmmm. Machine needs a visit from the technician.

< Slow matchmaking.

V Can rel8.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ I know that feeling

< Seasonal depression won't back off

V

Spoiler: Rejoice, for you will never feel like this guy

 

[Headsprouter]

^ If it'll cheer you up, Seasonal affective disorder (seasonal depression), abbreviates to SAD.

< Haha...yeah.

V Doubter.

 

[Barbas]

^ Faithless and accursed!

< We do not come to tweet with Sauron!

v Sh1te punz, dawg.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Don't make me say no u for the too many-eth time.

< I only wanted to be loved.

V Let's saddle up and kick some butt.

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

^ fine, but you have to wear the saddle this time

< is tired of chafing

v knows things about lotions

 

[Barbas]

^ Oh, I know a thing or two about...damn it!

< Yes, that is correct.

v Correct. Rect. Rectum. Bum. Poop.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Clever.

< I want to try.

V Correct. Correkt. Rekt. Scrub. You.

 

[Fijiman]

^ You must be confused.

< But how do we fix him?

V Do you know?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Try steaming him on a low gas

< The collectables map all adds up

V Is it totally ok if I set fire to you?

 

[Barbas]

^ That would make me warmer, yes?

< I like warmth.

v Stand back, citizen!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ *throws can at your face*

< Life.

V Zzzzzap! [http://youtu.be/T1b6ko1I00A?t=4s]

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Homerphobia

< Grandest illusion

V I'm going to throw my shit at you

 

[Barbas]

^ *Ducks*.

< Quack!

v You f-ing silly goose, hahahaha!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I am miffed.

< *signing disownership forms for Barbas*

V It's over.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

^It's not over until I say it's over!

< I'm gone for a week and look what happens!

V Seriously, what happened while I was gone?

 

[Barbas]

^ I remember snakes, lots of snakes.

< I f-ing hate snakes.

v Youse is a fud!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ *signs forms to disown Barbas even faster*

< I kind of want more of dem chilli prawns.

v Remember doges? We all used to love doges.