the ^ < V game

[Headsprouter]

^ Hahaha.

< Cheepcheepcheepcheep-cheep-cheep!

v Oh hai Denny..

 

[Barbas]

^ But I'm not this person.

< Who is he?

v Where are you?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ All you do is ask questions! We need a Barbas that gives answers!

< Jesse!

v I made a mistake. :'c

 

[Barbas]

^ I made pork chops!

< I think Jesse's...gone slightly pink.

v Ambulatory again, I see...

 

[Rabbitboy]

^ Yes that is really ambulant and stuff like that.

< Herpederpdederp.

v Watch out there is a zombie is behind you!

 

[Barbas]

^ Is it is???

< !!!

v BEGONE!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I wish you weren't my dad! *storms out*

< The Timesplitters community is full of shitty people who get mad at people doing unpaid work for their sake. And now one of the TSR devs'll probably leave because of 'em.

v *super saiyan screams* [http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/885/720/32c.jpg]

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

^ why you heff to be so angry?

< isn't mad, just disappointed

v oh, hai Mark

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Hai doggy.

< Thanks a lot. Bai.

v My favourite customer.

 

[Barbas]

^ Oh, thank you.

< He is right. It is only game. Why must be mad?

v Boxed fortifications.

 

[Fijiman]

^ The best kind.

< Trying to sleep. Not having a lot of success.

V What did you just eat?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Toast

< *incomprehensible thinking*

V Poop in your forbidden book!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ No! *the OST agrees*

< I'm sick of your shit, UltraDeth! Literally! *canned laughter*

v *cheesy instrumental outro*

 

[Barbas]

^ The audience is dead.

< They had to go.

v Goose!

 

[Twintix]

^ Duck, duck, duck, duck, duck...

< At least try to wake up in time tomorrow, OK?

V Pass the salt, please.

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

^ I can't pass the salt; I'm only here to pass the thyme

< low-calorie cheesy puns; buy one, get one when you buy another one

v is intolerant towards lactose

 

[Barbas]

^ Only as much as is considered normal at home.

< *Sips*.

v Charmed.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Like that one ridge with cat wizards in Spyro 3.

< I liked that level.

v Drink some OJ.

 

[Fijiman]

^ I would, but I'm pretty sure that the OJ we has has gone bad.

< Just took a shower.

V Blarg.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ What is this alien language?

< The great old bean

V This is not conflict, this is Total War