the ^ < V game

[Headsprouter]

^ Three, now get squeezin'!

< Last night was...interesting.

v Dream crusher.

 

[FPLOON]

^ I'll take that as a "compliment"...
< I'm in your "achievements"...
v "Date, Marry, Kill": Previous, Next, Last

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Relationship goals.

< Today I got called out on a Twitch stream for poking fun at the name "Brian" while having a dumb-on-the-suface username. It was awesome, not only because it was funny, but also because senpai noticed me.

v Master Troll 2015.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Trolling is a disgrace, soldier!

< Never do that, never, despite what cretins say! I know what you've been saying about me!

V Have you no Dishonour?

 

[Barbas]

^ Very little.

< ...And then I upgraded to a little drug called Coca-Cola. Oh boy, I did two hits of that and it was Scooby-Doo all night long.

v Yo.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Dawg

< Gamer of the second

V Hey kid, ask that lady over there for some SS

 

[Barbas]

^ I can't, it's a war crime.

< Raid their supply lines!

v Run while you can!

 

[FPLOON]

^ Story of my life
< Voiced by Samuel L. Jackson
v Favorite wrapper?

 

[Rabbitboy]

^ I don't know.

< Is about to go to bed

v Is it about time to go to bed over where you are now?

 

[Barbas]

^ Well yes and no.

< It is time.

v But do I want to? You decide.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Do it.

< Doesn't need any busy-body's moral guidance.

v Your body is busy!

 

[FPLOON]

^ I work out...
< *has the body of a slim girl*
v DAT ASS!

 

[Barbas]

^ Hee haw.

< Slothful.

v Svelte.

 

[FPLOON]

^ Why, thank you...
< I don't work out?
v You've got to be "gif-ing" me!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Oh, GIF over.

< The living embodiment of kamikaze.

v It's only gonna get worse, mate.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Start prayin', boy!

< Oh yeah! Get to throw some bombs!

V Excuse me, hooded stranger. Did you happen to see a hooded stranger pass through here?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ That's not a hood, that's my skin.

< Traumatised.

v Solar eclipse hype!

 

[Twintix]

^ Naaaah, not really...

< I failed my final Japanese examination. I get to try again, though.

V This is the world we live in.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Second chance hype!

< Eclipse was crappy from here. Damn clouds. I was more impressed by how close the sun seemed on St. Patrick's day.

v Preach it, sister!

 

[Barbas]

^ JEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHSSSSSSSSSSSS!!

< WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP.

v Good day.