the ^ < V game

[FPLOON]

^ At least the dead can't be triggered and shit...
< Got into a fight with a door?
v Storm the gate!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I don't feel like it.

< Thinking of heading out to the shop.

v Are you a cop?

 

[FPLOON]

^ Close... A robber...
< I will steal you heart!
v Are you free next yesterday?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Yes.

< Time travelling thing.

v Knows the secret to incredibly well-steamed buns.

 

[Brownie80]

^ A man who never eats a pork bun is never a whole man!

< OH SH*T

v [Insert name of next poster here] JUST BLEW THE SEPTIC TANK STRAIGHT THROUGH THE CEILING AND ITS ON DUE COURSE TOWARDS FINLAND!!!

 

[FPLOON]

^ Oh shit! Not the Finland!
< I have a comedy tour in Finland...
v Are you finnish yet?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ *spits out drink*

< I like Waluigi. [http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view1/1408539/angry-waluigi-o.gif]

V Mwaaaaaaaah!

 

[Fijiman]

^ Quack.

< Is tired.

V Should have seen that coming.

 

[FPLOON]

^ Predictability is predictable...
< Writing paper on the color "white"?
v Shots shots shots shots shots~!

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Cease fire!

< Heavy metal and rock is my war tune

V The cake is deep fried

 

[Elementary - Dear Watson]

^ You would like that, wouldn't you... Well, HA! It's fried in the tears of orphaned children!

< Is currently hungover to the point of throwing up!

V Wishes they were hungover...

 

[Barbas]

^ Nope.

< I just need coffee.

v You're a pancake man, right?

 

[EilaliE]

^ No, I'm the Muffin Man.

< I taste delicious.

v Do you know the Muffin Man?

 

[Barbas]

^ What kind is it? Blueberry? Toffee?

< Those are the only kinds I can recall.

v I know lots of ice cream flavours, though! Do you want some???

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Aggressive marketing

< Getting a kebab, tomorrow

V We've got to install microwave ovens

 

[Headsprouter]

^ But all that leaves them is mediocre.

< Making decisions.

v The product of a corrupted nation.

 

[Fijiman]

^ Well I am American...

< Downloading Pre-sequal DLC... AGAIN.

V Are you pants enough for the texts?

 

[FPLOON]

^ I flip-flop too much to skirt around that question...
< Don't drink the sauce!
v Is the inside joke outside yet?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ That would require whatever made it inside to become common knowledge.

< I prefer coke to pepsi.

v What are your thoughts on Pepsi Max? Answer the survey for a chance at winning an awkward handshake courtesy of me.

 

[Brownie80]

^ Sorry I'm tob busy doing the Mountain Dew #720NoScopeReversalBurn challenge.

< First person to sell their soul to them wins.

V This was paid for by the Maximilien Kerbunklemuffin Corporation.