the ^ < V game

[The Rogue Wolf]

^ narcoleptic villains are the BEST villains

< could use a nap right now, too

v quick! Get nine pounds of grated Parmesian cheese and a pygmy goat; we've got an alien armada to destroy!

 

[tilmoph]

^ Not what I normally use the cheese goat for, but what the hell, let's do this!
< How can RNGs both love and hate me in the same game, on the same playthrough?
v Batman is overrated, yes or yes?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Let's leave that to professional critics

< Showing potential curiosity in the Souls series

V What's the matter? Can't stay at Freddy's for the night, because you're too scared?

 

[Barbas]

^ No, I have the balls!

< What was that?

v ...Dave?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ I think he went into the basement

< A trail of blood!

V Bloodborne to be wild

 

[FPLOON]

^ Open your Hearthstone!
< Trapped in a parody...
v Are they blasting off again?

 

[Barbas]

^ To Neptune this time, it looks like.

< *Peers through telescope*.

v There's a girl in the garden.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I am going to look at her, but not talk to her.

< This isn't creepy at all- OH SHIT SHE SAW ME!

v Hide me!

 

[Barbas]

^ Here, into this shoebox.

< *Hides box in cupboard*.

v You're safe now.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Thanks, bro.

< Say, how do I get out of here? Barbas?

v Helloooo? Anyone?

 

[Barbas]

^ I think she's still here.

< *Runs away*.

v ...

 

[FPLOON]

^ !
< *plays theme*
v Snake... Snake?? SNAKE!!

 

[Barbas]

^ I'm not Snake, I'm the new guy.

< I think Snake's dead, dude.

v He got fucked up by radscorpions. Big ones.

 

[FPLOON]

^ That's a bummer...
< He should have used the repellent!
v Now who will endure these phantom pains?

 

[Barbas]

^ Not Kojima!

< Hurrrrrrr.....

v Wait, I'm not sure if that joke works. Give me a second chance!

 

[FPLOON]

^ You had your chance...
< I did my song and dance!
v The PC's name is Lance?

 

[Fijiman]

^ Hey, I'm not the one who named it.

< Turns out the reason my phone was being shit was because it need to update, which it did today. Not impressed with the changes.

V You made Headsprouter cry!

 

[FPLOON]

^ I told him the truth! (Nothing more and nothing less!)
< Did Google just allow me to use my porn backgrounds as my Google Homepage background? *laughs*
v The witch war is coming...

 

[tilmoph]

^ Did it ever truly end?
< Really wish my head would stop hurting
v Winter won't leave! Help!

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Spring is approaching, no need to fear

< Wait and bleed

V Your book was so edgy it featured Dante from the Devil May Cry series