the ^ < V game

[PiPPUMAX]

^ you know it! ;D

< kawaii as fuck!

V tf2 1v2? :3

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

^ 1v1 me, m8, ill skool ya

< sware on me mum

v weeps for the death of grammar on the Internetz

 

[tilmoph]

^ When was grammar ever part of Internetz communication?
< Wants a best friend who's a turtle
v Have you tried hitting them harder?

 

[FPLOON]

^ Uh... I don't think the horses can take it?
< I worry about the pending tension in the storyline...
v I'll flip ya like an omelet!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I'll blow you like a popsicle stand!

< That came out wrong...how about "I am going to eat out your insides"?

v Show me your ass so I can kick it!

 

[UltraDeth]

^ I will crap on your very soul!

< My beloved burgers are mine

V *looking at my papers* Who here needs a Whale pulled out of their ass?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ *presents self* Do it for me Ultradeth-sama!

< wtf am i doing

v Where is the director?

 

[Fijiman]

^ You go left, then up about 57 meters, do a barrel roll, then go strait for about 200 miles.

< Going to see Ultron!

V Beware.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ So many hazards

< The sweet sounds of whales

V No gainaxing in a public place, please!

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

^ but I've got a permit

< see, it's right inside this gun I'm pointing at you

v and then suddenly, walruses

 

[Headsprouter]

^ With three tusks. [http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/aliens/images/c/c9/Horker.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20120208161854]

< Can't get a moment's grammar around here.

v I am Error.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Shall I call tech support?

< Bones of solid rock candy

V Care for a glass of agent orange?

 

[tilmoph]

^ How did you get her to fit in a cup?
< Primaries are bullshit!
v Begin the revolution!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Done, Banjo-Kazooie is getting a spiritual successor.

< Never played Banjo-Kazooie but I know how it feels when people own a great franchise and choose to do nothing with it.

v Licensed by Nintendo.

 

[Fijiman]

^ Not yet.

< Bought an ELO CD today and is very happy.

V Likes to fart in their general direction.

 

[Brownie80]

^ We gotta get it right back to where we started from!

< *disco fever ensues*

V http://www.youtube.com/?#/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU

 

[FPLOON]

Spoiler: ^

< I feel the need... to watch the movie Need For Speed!
v But, the movie disk won't play for me... Is this a sign of some kind?

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

^ yes, probably STOP, or YIELD, or maybe NO LOITERING

< pays no heed to signs, as they are only meant for the uncertain

v should have paid attention to that sign that said "military artillery testing range"

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Haha, yes!

< I can taste the radiation in my mouth!

v *canned laughter*

 

[UltraDeth]

^ *Written by the ghost of Commander Shepard and Serious Sam on acid*

< I am Pony, grease-monkey, simpleton, little bunny.

V Stop teleporting so I can hit you!