the ^ < V game

[Headsprouter]

^ The weight on your scrotum is making you cranky. Take it off.

< Entertained.

v God knows.

 

[FPLOON]

^ He knows the word...
< The Bird is the word?
v Surfin' Bird!

 

[Dalek Caan]

^ *Slaps over the back of the head*

< We don't need that plague here.

V You understand me boy?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Why is everyone around here acting like my dad or something?

< The internet connection was showing five bars out of five for a few seconds...

v Get to the bunker.

 

[FPLOON]

^ Arnold from Bethesda?
< Next month, I'm buying a Wii U just to punch in some codes on time...
v I can't hear you over the piano sex!

 

[Fijiman]

^ What?

< Going to bed in a little while.

V Is familiar with weasel physics.

 

[FPLOON]

^ It's how I keep the Lemmings safe?
< I'm the only one who can kill them Lemmings!
v I kinda want to see another Lemmings game come out...

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Those Lemmings were bloody stupid

< Walking off cliffs as I tried to make a bridge

V Edgier than the Devil May Cry series

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Sometimes I wonder if people think I'm an edgemaster because I have a flesh creature as my avatar.

< Truth is I generally cringe at overly edgy stuff because it's overdone.

v Has bones made of gunmetal.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Reflect bullets with more gun

< Hunting good games

V Elmer F***ing Fudd

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Yosemite ****-surfing Sam.

< I'm scared.

v So scared.

 

[FPLOON]

^ My pretty!
< The witch had a rare skin condition...
v Oh?

 

[Fijiman]

^ Nope.

< Blarg, for lack of a better term.

V Got smacked by seven leprechauns.

 

[FPLOON]

^ The correct word is "pounded"...
< I wasn't a lucky fellow!
v Did they also find my pot of gold?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ It's mine now

< I better I bet

V Would you like to Purchase an X-Station U&#8734 with full Steam and GMG support?

*Wearing the Del boy hat and everything*

 

[Headsprouter]

^ ...Copy that?

< Just saw a kid doing that thing Stewie did in Family Guy...y'know..."Mum! Mama! Mummy! Mama! Moom! Muuh."

v A kid but also in fact a squid.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ I got ink on your toilet seat.

< How can they not notice the obvious punch line?

V You're not even half the Ultramarine I am!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I make a pretty good aquamarine, though.

< Why bunnies have such stupid mouths. [http://gfycat.com/TerrificNearBigmouthbass]

v Hoover.