the ^ < V game

[Drake the Dragonheart]

^ yes

<time to kick arse and chew gum, and I'm all out of gum

V Do you want to learn Kung Fu? Then I am your master!

 

[Fijiman]

^ YOU ARE MASTER OF NOTHING!

< Bored.

V You smell of things.

 

[FPLOON]

^ The things I smell... are of you!
< Did they just do the "misunderstanding" joke? Why...
v Keep the change! You be down with that?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ More money for me

< Klanking koins

V Your film is a $400,000 shit sandwich

 

[FPLOON]

^ It's both edible and bio-degradable...
< I bring the sauce in this spaghetti?
v My next trick is a hat out of a rabbit!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Animal cruelty.

< Time for some nights of stupidity.

v Let's get sickeniiiing!

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

^ I'll pass

< The enemy is out there, waiting for us to take them out, if we have the will to do it. I am sick and tired of paying for this war with the blood of loved ones. We have all lost someone. The only way their sacrifices mean anything is if we win this war. It's human nature to take our foot off the gas so close to the finish line. Not today. Let's finish this. It is time to get mad. I am not talking about anger, I mean RAGE! I pose a challenge to us all

V FIND YOUR WARRIOR!

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

^ I found him; he works at a bed-and-breakfast in Scranton

< he only does the warrior thing part-time now

v is a weekend samurai

 

[Fijiman]

^ NEVER!

< Smells of cigarettes and beer. I partake in niether.

V Questions physics.

 

[FPLOON]

^ Doesn't questions me?
< My name is Joe... and my weapon is a Bazooka...
v You be starin' at me jewels!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ You must polish them every day.

< When I said I wanted to get sickening, I didn't mean I wanted that squid to be bad.

v Next time I'll order kid.

 

[FPLOON]

^ Couldn't handle adult, huh?
< Too much calories wasted on nothing...
v BUST A NUT MOVE!

 

[UltraDeth]

^ White heat

< That was a sick joke

V HAVE YOU SEEN BARRY SCOTT?!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I heard him first.

< Croaky morning voice.

v A dog.

 

[Fijiman]

^ No, but my cousins have one.

< Squwanking.

V Have you seen what I've seen?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ I've seen something that should not let it be

< Admiral Pepper's lonely hearts ad

V *death growls* Would you like to buy some flowers? *frightening solos intensifies*

 

[Headsprouter]

^ How deathly and frightening. But good value loosens my coin purse.

< My friend's dog is needy.

v *pat pat*

 

[FPLOON]

^ *snuggle snuggle*
< *cough cough*
v *swallows*

 

[Twintix]

^ *spit*
< Phew, riding Icelandic horses is harder than you'd think.
V *Could totally go for some cheesecake right now*