the ^ < V game

[FPLOON]

^ Dead post...
< Dead end!
v Dead theory?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Dead leg

< I leave these Smegheads for a few hours and it all goes backward

V Don't DreamWorks face at me, monsieur

 

[NerfedFalcon]

^ *raises both eyebrows and smiles goofily, completely messing up the face*

< I can't raise only one eyebrow.

v AND HIS NAME IS...

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Welp. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NF42PhhIwU]

< People who include "gaming/gamer" in their steam usernames. Little redundant, methinks.

v Has a nice, juicy shitpost for us.

 

[Barbas]

^ testacles.

< Good morning, and welcome to this place. Nobody here is a normal person.

v Except you.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Was clearly dropped on the head as a baby.

< It's not so bad. My mother wore a blindfold when breastfeeding me.

v I'm also the reason she "got no bobs" as the kids are saying these days.

 

[Barbas]

^ I don't know what that means.

< I do know this, though:

v Ritchie loves balls.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Oh snap! Wait till Betsy Bright hears THIS!

< Finished Lonesome Road again, today. This time, I went for the most moral choice.

V Be quiet here. And full of "SSSHHHH".

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Sneaking suit on

< Talk is cheap, silence is golden

V Ugly beards everywhere!

 

[Barbas]

^ Not the beard!

< This means war.

v Send word to the grumpy men of Dale!

 

[Xeros]

^ But that's all the way over there!
< Not even gonna roll today.
v Shut the fuck up, Donny!

 

[FPLOON]

^ Marsha Marsha Marsha!
< On top instead of bottom?
v Mako be your guide...

 

[Headsprouter]

^ What a friendly shark!

< More carmelised onion and balsamic vinegar sensations. Tastes more strongly of vinegar than onion, but I don't mind, because I rather like both of those things.

v Do you...like...vinegar? I swear nobody in my generation likes vinegar.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

^ I like salt and vinegar potato chips if that counts.

< Looking at badly translated video games.

v Do you believe that animals have a God?

 

[FPLOON]

^ If their like our's, then no wonder they naturally fight/live with one another...
< Damn TV scheduling shows I watch to showcase new episodes at the same time!
v Isn't following that many fall seasons of shows "digitally"?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I don't follow shows, typically.

< I am awake earlier than I planned. It's not so bad. I have plenty of time to get some things done.

v Laments that they could have spent their time teaching little girls to teach toenails to dance.

 

[FPLOON]

^ "To grow" more than "to dance" first...
< My fingernails are fucking gorgeous!
v Have you filed those nails recently?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ I trim mine

< Only files after trimming

V Has thick sideburns

 

[Barbas]

^ No, but a little unkempt.

< I'm thinking of growing them longer and shaving part of my head.

v Why not?

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ Nah, go for it. It's quite liberating actually

< Shaves off all his hair at least twice a year

V Purple Mohawk?