the ^ < V game

[Wary Wolf]

^ *BEEP* *BOOP* YOU WANT NOODLES FOR LUNCH AGAIN SIR?

< Master, why was I designed to feel pain?

V He's soooooo handy!

 

[FPLOON]

^ With my feet?
< Would do all the _____jobs!
v Money's in the case above the ground...

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Convenient place to put it

< My money now

V Doesn't get enough Vitamin X

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ My vitamin levels are none of your concern buddy...

< OK! IT'S TRUE! I DON'T GET ENOUGH VITAMIN X!!! I'M SORRY!!!

V Why is my captcha always 'Tissue Box'?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Because you have to deal with captchas, scrub.

< No need to worry about screws. I can get them out of guns now.

v Great Scott! You're for the high jump!

 

[FPLOON]

^ Sweet ability unlock?
< Fall Season's coming to an end...
v THE FENCE!

 

[Xeros]

^ Ya want our fence, too? Okay, but that's it. We're tapped out.
< Zany to the max.
v Hasn't slept for three days, because that would be too long.

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ Sometimes, the simple jokes are the absolute best ones. Nice one.

< It's weird. I'm simple, but still can't do the jokes so well.

V Unlocked the perk: FLIP OUT CRAZY STYLE LIKE A NINJA ON METH!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ The one with Vault Boy somersaulting with a target on his chest comes to mind.

< MIRV barrel mod for the Fat Man. "An Experimental modification". You...dastardly people.

v It melted. Yes.

 

[Xeros]

^ "He's gonna melt your faces off!"
< Thanks the heavens grenades are separate from your weapons.
v Likes it up close and personal.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Sometimes. Fallout 4 has me preferring the single shot rifle method.

< Mostly because enemies know how to handle up close and personal combat, unlike many of Fallout 3's enemies. Who scarcely even block.

v Available in limited quantities.

 

[Xeros]

^ Must be 18 years, or older to call.
< Act now and we'll throw in this exclusive gift absolutely free! Unavailable anywhere else!
v You don't want this; you need this!

 

[Fijiman]

^ If you are referring to a break for my mental wellness, you are correct.

< My brain screams for rest.

V What else would you expect when you make two consecutive 12+ hour drives mostly at night?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Probably shouldn't be saying things like that around me while I'm looking at Pip-Boy edition listings on eBay.

< I probably shouldn't be surprised how many people bought it to turn a quick profit. But I am.

v Ninjas? Where?

 

[FPLOON]

^ Another Period? Another Edit!
< Call the Shop! I have something to sell...
v At moments like these, we must step and say... Where's the Balloon Party?

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ Just follow the sounds of Balloons popping and the disappointed weeping of small children

< Didn't get much disappointment done as a small child, so now I do most of my disappointed weeping as an adult...

V Weeps for the time when you dropped the ice cream. OH GOD!! THE MEMORIES ARE BROUGHT BACK!!! WHY DAMN YOU?!? WHYY????

 

[FPLOON]

^ Butterfingers...
< Snickers!
v Crunch?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Crispy chocolate

< Really likes white chocolate

V Steak-lover

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ Steak covered in white chocolate? I think that's a thing...

< Tortures the steak.

V Tortures the weak.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ With a leek. Spin. 12 hour loop.

< Co-starring your mother.

v The moon-monkey.