the ^ < V game

[Barbas]

^ The Broadsider needs a buff.

< I can't even see its projectiles.

v Samus, put your clothes back on.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ *distracts with physique*

< Yes, the broadsider is a fiddly, weak missile launcher with awkward ammo.

v Mother of gauss.

 

[Barbas]

^ Now watch, human, as I remove my own head.

< *Unscrewing noises*.

v Good day, vicar.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I'm going to put you into a god-damned holy book!

< I am tired but I still have things to do.

v Life is hard.

 

[Barbas]

^ Hard is the new normal.

< Fully grown life, eh?

v Say, why don't you go out and buy a house-plant? Something small like a cactus or a bonsai?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I'd go for a flytrap of some kind. But I share a fondness for cacti with my dad.

< At first, the prickly pear's main body is soft to young Headsprouter. However, not long after petting it, he has very sore hands.

v Lesson learned.

 

[Barbas]

^ Ouch, that's a tough one.

< I like a nice fern, myself.

v Russian painters are impressive, no?

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

^ indeed.

< January 29 can't get here fast enough!

V Red Rocket!

 

[FPLOON]

^ No! This isn't Patrick...
<

^ Are you looking for empathy? I sure hope you are, because otherwise assuming you are can be a little offensive.

Wait... Do video games have feelings?
v Firefox not loading? Dammit!

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

^ disable your addons, clear your cache, burn your computer and shed your soul

< temped in Hell's technical support division for a few months

v puts in a week's work for a day's pay

 

[Extra-Ordinary]

<

You know, I was just readin' through some old posts, and a year ago in this very thread, I ripped-off a joke and you called me a plagiarist.

Can you link the page? I'm curious now.

This link should work, otherwise it's on page 275.
Funny how things come around.
Anyway.

^ Seven to Three

< Three to Eleven

V Eleven to Seven

 

[Barbas]

^

Beep...beep.

< Unidentified dialect detected.

v Grrr!

 

[FPLOON]

^ Aaah!
< Grrr...
v Aaah?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Making strange noises. Probably trying to make some mayonnaise.

<

This link should work, otherwise it's on page 275.
Funny how things come around.

I definitely didn't mean it very seriously. If I did, I'm a hypocrite.

Wait... Do video games have feelings?

No? But it was the only word I can think of that could be mixed up with apathy.

v I'm popular today.

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

^ oh, you're popular every day. Everybody Loves Headsprouter! *laugh track*

< is not popular, and made a Forum Games thread that got one response and sank

v put down that machete, nobody believes you're Danny Trejo

 

[FPLOON]

^ BUT, I AM HE OF MANY CAMEOS AND BADASSERY!
<

Wait... Do video games have feelings?

No? But it was the only word I can think of that could be mixed up with apathy.

Then, I was using the correct word the whole time...
v What is @The Rogue Wolf: talking about to himself?

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

^ CAKE!

< I would like some cake.

V the Goodfeathers.

 

[FPLOON]

^ Love that sketch...
< A Winter Finale?
v You've activated my [smexy] trap card!

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ I fell in deep

< Whenever I role-play as a rogue, I tend to spectacularly fail at disarming traps. They disarm me.

V Only ever role-plays as a rugged, assault rifle wielding, grizzled badass.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I have a tendency towards whatever I feel like at the time.

< GTAV is making me reinstall it. *groan*

v Look out the window! There's a lamp-post!