the ^ < V game

[Drake the Dragonheart]

^ that would be sweet!

< is tacky!

V I hope this song doesn't describe you!

 

[FPLOON]

^ Begs to differ...
< Pizza time!
v Childhood's End?

 

[Barbas]

^ Does it ever, really?

< I sense a disturbance in the wings...

v Alec Guinness???

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Smart Alec.

< The Force Awakens exceeded expectations.

v It was so...COOL!!!

 

[UltraDeth]

^ I don't watch Celestial Body Conflicts

< Everything must be neat und tidy

V Nein is an anagram of Nine

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

^ oui.

< I sense a disturbance in the Kung Fu Force!

V I really hope this doesn't describe your fridge!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I hate stinky fridges. Mine is not so, at least for the moment.

< Met a nice hazelnut-brown dog in the alley behind my house. At first it was all like "BARK" and "grrrr" but being a dog, within moments, we were friends. Really nice amber eyes, too.

v I like dogs. Dogs are pretty.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

^ I miss having a dog.

< cry havoc, and let loose the dogs of war!

V is tacky!

 

[Barbas]

^ Sometimes, sure.

< Today, maybe.

v What are you doin', egghead?

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

^ Hey! who are you calling egghead?

< the nerve of that guy!

V smokin' weedle!

 

[FPLOON]

^ Smoke Poke sometimes...
< Where was I?
v You don't have a text-based accent!

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

^ how about umlauts? I'm practically covered in umlauts!

< plus I've got a tilde or two lying around if you need them; should still be within the expiration date

v you'd best not be trying to steal my acute o, hombre

 

[UltraDeth]

^ e gringo stupido

< No habla Espanol

V I must bake this cake

 

[FPLOON]

^ But, never give it to Chell?
< Sleep!
v Don't tell them about the rabbits...

 

[Barbas]

^ The rabbits were all hunted to extinction.

< The whales are gone, the tigers are gone. Only a few lions left.

v ...And the useless fucking pandas are still here. Damn it, man.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Don't talk shit about pandas!

< Has been reminded of the sad state of certain animal species.

v Not the pangolins!

 

[Barbas]

^ Give sandshrew a cuddle!

< Ouch, poisonous spines.

v BRB, reincarnating.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ See you at spawn.

< Chopped up and old rabbit hutch and uprooted a meant-to-be-dead shrubbery today. I got to use an axe. It was fun.

v Chopchopchopchopchopchop.

 

[Barbas]

^ *Grinding noises*.

< Feed him to Dennis Hopper!

v Beware of splash-back.

 

[Xeros]

^ You'sa in big doodoo dis time.
< Thinks the fictional Tae Kwon Dodo needs a real-world counterpart.
v Like some kind of Krav Macaw, ya know?