the ^ < V game

[Headsprouter]

^ I can't now!

< Pretty much already knows what other Pokemon somebody likes and dislikes if they say they love Lucario.

v Fighting words. I mean you're literally in combat with floating words.

 

[Fijiman]

^ Not yet I'm not.

< Hurt his pinky today.

V Why are you there?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I fell.

< Body snatcher.

v A disease.

 

[FPLOON]

^ A virus...
< ***** better have my money!
v Crawling on the floor?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ An overgrown severed hand!

< Questioning gooby.

v Hey son I- son...are you nepping, boy!? *unbuckles belt*

 

[FPLOON]

^ On hos crotch?
< Steam, no!
v Going full-metal...

 

[Fijiman]

^ Not today.

< Really wants his tooth to stop giving him trouble without having to get a dentist involved.

V Penis-tipped feet.

 

[FPLOON]

^ No wonder they look all white!
< Debating about splurging on Brotherhood Blu-rays because they will be "gone" by next month...
v What's your Dawn?

 

[Barbas]

^ I knew someone by that name once.

< There is also an actress by that name.

v Are you excited for No Man's Dawn?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ i don kno wat dat is

< IVs bad. EVs good.

v So-daa. So-daamn gooood!

 

[Barbas]

^ I like a nice cream soda sometimes.

< I hope he's going to be all right.

v Are you a fan of Greek cuisine?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Neeever haad any.

< I'M ETHAN BRADBERRY

v Constantly backed by royalty-free music.

 

[Barbas]

^ I will accept no such materiel.

< *Sniff*. Is this a cold coming on?

v I require a lively polka.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ HOW ABOUT LEEKSPIN?!

< I will oppose all who destroy me!

v Having a good day.

 

[FPLOON]

^ My PMs would say otherwise...
< Man of Steel's coming on tonight on TV!
v The soundtrack sounds... hopeful?

 

[Extra-Ordinary]

^ I haven't heard enough, I couldn't say.

< Soundtrack of Bloodborne got me to buy the game a few days ago

V YOU DIED

 

[FPLOON]

^ Serial Killer in a nutshell?
< I'm addicted to Viceland...
v Pizza Time!

 

[Barbas]

^ No thanks, I just ate.

< What a shame, no pizza for me.

v Quick, catch this pizza!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ *screams and jumps out of the way*

< Batman v Superman felt like a mishmash of undeveloped ideas made to set up something else. What a drag.

v Up for trying floor pizza.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ That can't be sanitary

< I have standards

V One Sniper to another, mate: I'm a piss train!