the ^ < V game

[Headsprouter]

^ Just 5.

< It's okay, it rained.

v Monkey trouble.

 

[Fijiman]

^ Nah, the monkey is on vacation in Japan this week.

< He needed a break.

V Is jealous of poster 15792.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ No, he sucks.

< Hitting you in the menus is fucked, man.

v Salts things that should never be salted.

 

[FPLOON]

^ My penis would object to that!
< Then again, so did he...
v That podcast was a trip, wasn't it?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ *wipes forehead* Hoo-boy! You said it, PARDNER!

< There's a spider hanging above my bed. Just a little one. I'll leave it alone. Bonus protein if it finds it way into my gob.

v *bumps* Whup, my bad.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Unsafe driving.

< Going to miss the Uncharted series.

V Unlock the gold-darn achievements, that's what their for!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ They're! And when the moons align and I like the game/the reward I get for doing them enough!

< Might go get an ice cream.

v Beat the heat.

 

[FPLOON]

^ Punch the sun with the star power!
< Laptop crashed twice today...
v Ask me about my wiener?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I inquire about this "extra-large premium bratwurst" I hear so much about, old bean. Perhaps a sample, or am I asking too much?

< Needs to stay in the middle.

v You sure that's enough lasers?

 

[Fijiman]

^ Never.

< Wants to stay home today, but doesn't get paid for not working.

V Spreads peanut butter on their roof daily.

 

[FPLOON]

^ That's not peanut butter, baby...
< Needs a third channel alongside TCM and IFC to complete my movie channel trifecta experience!
v Callonme?

 

[Headsprouter]

^

That's not peanut butter, baby...

Sorry in advance. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqdA-edLhUQ&feature=youtu.be&t=1m7s]

< Don't know who's watching the moth more intently, me or the cat.

v You dropped your grenade!

 

[FPLOON]

^ Poor toilet?
< Never seen a shopping mall close so early...
v NOT THE BEIBS!

 

[Fijiman]

^ The what?

< Wait, I'm guessing he pressed the red button again.

V Sounds of turkeys plotting.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Turkeys are cute.

< I send my friends snapchats of my pets. Today I sent a log bunny and a lonely cat.

v Hecking mad.

 

[FPLOON]

^ It's NotCoD!
<

^ The what?

< Wait, I'm guessing he pressed the red button again.

Nah... I saw the Cage Uncut version of The Wicker Man and started really thinking about Justin Beiber during the bee scene...
v Kinky boots?

 

[Barbas]

^ Some can be rather attractive.

< Mmm, fetishes.

v Eats cereal at night.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

^ sometimes

< let battle be joined!

V President Abomasnow.

 

[Barbas]

^ I don't know what you mean.

< All will be equal in nuclear holocaust.

v You're all going to die down here.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

^ We will see about that!

< Charge! onward, to victory!

V all bugs go to heaven.