the ^ < V game

[Barbas]

^ Yes, this is why I like sausages.

< There are so many kinds.

v How will you be able to choose?

 

[Barbas]

^ It sure is.

< I think I prefer iced coffee to hot coffee.

v Ever fired a grenade launcher?

 

[Barbas]

^ Ah, shoot.

< Effed 'er, bud.

v Let's go down and see what alcohol we can salvage.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Yolo.

< My right ear is swollen and angry.

v Reach for the skis!

 

[Barbas]

^ Why, what's up there?

< *Stares*.

v Ow, now my eyes hurt.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Maybe you should have reached for the skis like I asked.

< Found a Growlithe up Cave Hill over the weekend.

v Get down from there!

 

[Barbas]

^ This old thing?

< It looks like a musket of some description.

v Are you Spanish?

 

[Fijiman]

^ Nope.

< He looks more Australian.

V Possibly after some sort of apocalypse.

 

[Barbas]

^ Everybody does.

< Secretly not French.

v Ew!

 

[Barbas]

^ I don't even know what you're talking about, so I suppose that's true.

< Mmm, I could go for some grilled cheese sandwiches.

v How about you, Benjamin?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ *vomits up Benjamin's half-digested corpse*

< There's a video arcade not far from my college. It's a bit dated, in more aspects than just being a video arcade, but it's still quite cool.

v Consolation prize.

 

[Barbas]

^ Thanks, I like sponge cake.

< Ooh, it's Victoria sponge!

v You can't have any, but you can have a man laughing himself silly over Poppen [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9XXicZx1aDE].

 

[Headsprouter]

^ *wheeze*

< Slow walking spatially unaware people, my favourite pet peeve.

v MY LEG!

 

[Barbas]

^ MUAY THAI!

< No, wait, that's not right.

v MEIN EYE!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Are you saying I lack depth?

< Got an Onix yesterday. Can't wait for Steelix.

v Good dog.