the ^ < V game

[Fijiman]

^ Blarg.

< Playing a zombie tank.

V Eating waffles.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I've neglected to eat yet.

< Yesterday was productive. A hike up Slieve Donard in the morning followed b an awesome night in with friends. Seems I got sick though.

v My angle...or my devil?

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

^ half devil half angel?

< Grab life by the dumplings

V Before the battle of the fist comes the battle of the mind.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Convince them to surrender.

< Prefers the practical approach.

V Never met a nice South African. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeDk6ZeGNnU]

 

[Headsprouter]

^ That was good.

< Niantic stop messing with the spawns.

v Will help me procrastinate.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

^ I don't think you need any help doing that. but sure, why not?

< My internet sucks right now.

V To fight monsters, we created monsters

 

[Headsprouter]

^ *existential dread*

< Granny's 80th.

v Reddit.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

^ blueit

< where's da beef?

V Paratus Preliator

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Sounds like a Borderlands gun.

< I stare at my cat. He stares back. I meow at him. He twitches his ears while continuing to stare darkly back as if to frankly reply: "yep."

v *white person smile*

 

[Fijiman]

^ Indeed.

< Just had a nice lunch with his mom.

V Needs $700 by tomorrow for purposes unknown.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Are you offering?

< Did not manage my time very well!

v There's red on you.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I am very anxious right now with regards to that.

< On the bright side, Hugh Mungus's gofundme [https://www.gofundme.com/hugh-mungus] has over $100k and Zarna's has still not been replaced with anything as far as I know.

v Divided.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

^ multiplied

< benefiting from a convenient addition error

V Paratus Preliator

^ Sounds like a Borderlands gun.

It means "ready the warrior"

 

[Headsprouter]

^ WARIOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

< So...Trump, eh? The future is very uncertain but I like what he said about binding the wounds of division.

v Wee.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Do you need a mop?

< Has lost a bit of weight.

V Hey, will you make me a sandwich?

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

^ Sure. Thorax of making sandwiches!

< welcome to the little sandwich shop of horrors

V The fate of the universe will be decided as it should be. . . in PORTAL KOMBAT!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ What knife? I'm just holding a harmless shotgun.

< Second amendment!

v Where's the lobby?