the ^ < V game

[Barbas]

^ I've never had any.

< I would like to try that expensive Spanish ham one day.

v Do you prefer cheese and tomato toasties or cheese and ham toasties?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Can toasties be a thing without the cheese?

< The park's swarm has changed again. It was squirtle (sigh.) and now it's rhyhorn. (hooray!) The other nearby park is sandshrew, I wish it was still bulbasaur.

v Thinks bats are cute.

 

[Fijiman]

^ Not particularly.

< Spent most of the day playing Far Cry 3 Blood Dragon.

V It's awesome, if fairly short.

 

[Extra-Ordinary]

^ Fan of the 80's?

< Haven't played any of the Far Cry's or their DLC's

V Let's disco.

 

[Barbas]

^ *Sigh*...very well.

< It gives me no pleasure, I assure you. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTchxR4suto&t=1m58s]

v There. Happy?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Strike us darling, once again!

< As fuccboi as it might make me, I love the cringe subreddit.

v Show me your moves.

 

[Barbas]

^ ~( o_o)~

< \(o . o )7

v z( -_o)z

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Nice. But you still have to take me out for dinner.

< I wonder if anyone actually does challenge themselves to masturbate to difficult to fap to things.

v 30-something nerdy critic.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ R/wtf is in my subscriptions.

< I don't think I'll ever watch 2 guys 1 hammer. That's where I draw the line. Videos with sound and prolonged suffering.

v Happy-happy joy-joy.

 

[Barbas]

^ Yes, don't ever watch that footage.

< I'm also glad that the audio of the Grizzly Man death was destroyed.

v Some things just shouldn't be released.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Like Timesplitters 4.

< Hopefully I won't be too bogged down with work before the 23rd. I've been very distracted.

v Is actually a cluster of polyps.

 

[Barbas]

^ I'll have you know that I don't know what that means and am afraid to look it up.

< Don't fink I'd enjoy looking up one, neiver! Wa-hey, wa-hey!

v *Comedy horn three inches from your ear*.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ KUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! BAHBAS-SANNNN DO NOTTA DO THEEEES TO MEEEEE DESUUUUU!!!

< Polyps are abnormal tissue growths in humans, but I was referring to the zoological usage. The portuguese man o' war is made up of four polyps, which is what inspired that V, although I think I've said that in a V before...

v Fufufufufufu.

 

[Barbas]

^ I will have a new keyboard sent along.

< Another year survived on planet Earth.

v Will they come back for me soon, do you think?

 

[Fijiman]

^ Yep.

< It really sucked when this would happen in school for writing assignments.

V Will be continued.

 

[Barbas]

^ Jesus...probably.

< *Honkhonkhonkhonkhonk*.

v Is that the sound of the police?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I think it's the circus, laddie.

< Tokyo Laundry always nails everything I want in a jacket or coat, I should just buy from this brand for the rest of my life.

v Wants a pet bear.

 

[Barbas]

^ I'd like to pet one and feed it some McVities.

< Close enough.

v Far from home. Here's a homeward bone.