the ^ < V game

[Headsprouter]

^ Would you like to meet fist #1?

< I returned 4 cans of coke to buy a 12 pack from another shop that worked out a pound cheaper thinking "yeah! i'm just making use of my consumer rights!", needless to say despite it going off without a hitch I felt like a total prat and i'll probably never do it again.

v Not much to my surprise I walked home to find I had become my own father.

 

[Fijiman]

^ Shit, if I could turn in a couple of used bottles/cans of soda and get enough money to get more I'd do that all the damn time.

< Too bad nowhere near where I live does that as far as I know.

V Do you have a mace?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ A blade man.

<

^ Shit, if I could turn in a couple of used bottles/cans of soda and get enough money to get more I'd do that all the damn time.

They weren't used cans, it was a 4-pack of 330ml cans for ?1.59 that I returned in favour of buying 12 cans at better value.

v Perhaps I should have just forgone the sugary poison altogether but NAHHHHHH.

 

[SckizoBoy]

^ prefers his poison salty...

< Is on a congee binge...

v Judges my cooking...

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I am no position to judge other's cooking...

< Had to stop watching somebody play Oblivion because I know the game too well to not get annoyed.

v Fug.

 

[Fijiman]

^ Couldn't tell you.

< Blarg.

V Can I haz good map plz?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Ah, the early 2000's...

< Today I'm just going to work. The problem is getting into something else and getting distracted, so I'll fix that by simply not getting into anything else.

v But first...

 

[Fijiman]

^ I don't know what that is, but for a quarter that a really good find.

< Found a really cool Nerf gun(probably broken) and an old customizable lightsaber(sadly without the extras) for $2 a piece at Goodwill yesterday.

V Also shops at thrift stores and yard sales.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Over here we'd call them charity shops and car boot sales, and not in a long time.

< Should really poke around in used book shops and charity shops though. It's always potentially interesting.

v ERBAL REMEDIES.

 

[Dr.Susse]

^ Did you know that homeopathic medicine that works is just called medicine

< SCIENCE!

V Check for traps?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Well I remember loving it as a kid.

< After acquiring new equipment and trying again, I have discovered the only answer is to continually throw myself at this boss. EDIT: I DID IT AND I'M STILL CLEANING THE ROOM OF JIZZ

v Has a humorous visual analogy.

 

[Dr.Susse]

^So me and my Spanish friend were walking when suddenly he was shot......I ran to him and asked "Mate what happened!?" He replied "Jacob......Jacob I saw a bacon tree.....I was shot by a bacon tree." Shaken I cried as he died in my arms. For it was not a bacon tree; it was a ham-bush.

<.....

V Is not amused.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I'm not in the mood for your tomfoolery.

< I'll just keep telling myself that casket I lost due to pure stupidity had contents of no more than 100k value.

v Poo-head.

 

[Dr.Susse]

^ Well....my hair is brown.

< Yay.....

V Critical Miss has been cancelled.