the ^ < V game

[scorptatious]

^ I shall pull a rabbit right out of my ass.

< Dog is sitting next to me.

V Is getting ready for finals.

 

[Fijiman]

^ Nope.

< Picking up something.

V Is on fire.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ AAAARRRRRGGGHHHH!!! AAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH!!!! AAAAAAAARRRRRGGGHHHH!!! -dies-

< -respawns-

V Is being stared at by a duck, somehow, somewhere.

 

[scorptatious]

^

Spoiler

So far he is winning.

< Has seen some newborn Canadian Goslings while taking a walk a few days ago.

V Has an intense fear of Canadian Geese.

 

[Ruedyn]

^ Canadian anything, everything is crossbred with bears >_>

< Greatest fear is the bearodactyl.

V Reads the oatmeal.

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

^ I used to, then I was told that oats-reading wasn't a real form of clairvoyance.

< Has now moved on to reading lines in his Frosted Mini Wheats.

v Prefers to look into a crystal ball.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

^ I prefer bludgeoning with them.
< Good tool for skull smashing.
v Has never tried that.

 

[Fijiman]

^ Nope.

< Doesn't really care due to headache.

V Bleh.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Thhhlllbbbppt.

< Suuupiisuuu.

V Pbltpbltpblt.

 

[Fijiman]

^ mwaaaaaaaaa

< iabvibjahuihayviaerb

V You try thinking of something creative and funny with a headache.

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

^ How many lemurs does it take to braaaaaaawwwhhhh the pain!!!

< It's like hammers!!

v Gaaaaaaaaaahhh!!

 

[MrCollins]

^ Waaaaaaaaahhhh !!
< Blaaaaaaaahhhh !!
v Will help me regain my senses

 

[Ruedyn]

^ *Slaps*

< *double slaps*

V *TRIPLE SLAP JAMBOREE*

 

[Fijiman]

^ *Whacks several times with a shovel in retaliation*

< That'll learn ya.

V Thinks that was a just response.

 

[Ruedyn]

^ Nope :|

< Proud owner of several less teeth.

V Is the tooth fairy.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

^ How did you know?
< Don't put the money in your mouth or you will die.
v Will now try.

 

[Fijiman]

^ I don't need bling in my mouth.

< Fells slightly dizzy for some reason.

V Potato.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

^ Onion.
< Spring onion.
v WINTER ONION?!

 

[Fijiman]

^ Inferno onion.

< Shotgun.

V Old, musky wig.

 

[Ruedyn]

^

< Is not the first president. But will be the last.

V WILL HELP ME REBUILD MURICAH?!