the ^ < V game

Dr.Susse · Jul 2, 2013

^Nope.

< The guy I'm learning my trade from is good but occasionally dodgy.

V Has a questionable boss or teacher.

Johnny Novgorod · Jul 2, 2013

^ I probably will if today's interview goes well.

< I just realized Canada and I share the same birthday!

V Wish me luck

EeveeElectro · Jul 2, 2013

^ No! I hope you fail! [sub]Good luck![/sub]

< cocked up my hair. Now it's a blonde blotchy mess ;_;

v Has once dressed up like Peter Pan.

Fijiman · Jul 2, 2013

^ Nope.

< Has food.

V Shall become someone's minion for a day.

Troublesome Lagomorph · Jul 2, 2013

^ Only if I like them and would enjoy being walked all over by them.
< Not into being walked all over by people.
v Loves being walked all over.

Johnny Novgorod · Jul 3, 2013

^ Only way I can get off, sadly

< Guysguysguys I got a job!

v High five!

Fijiman · Jul 3, 2013

^ High five!*misses*

<

V Hi.

Neuromancer · Jul 3, 2013

^ Greetings and salutations.

< Lacks sleep

v Was attacked by bats.

Fijiman · Jul 3, 2013

^ Nope, that's just you.

< Has a watermelon snow cone.

V Has not had such an item.

EeveeElectro · Jul 3, 2013

^ A what now?
< Snapped my horn ;(
v Doesn't blame it on the sunshine, blames it on the boogie.

kailus13 · Jul 3, 2013

^ Indeed.

< Can't control his feet.

v Is bad.

Fijiman · Jul 3, 2013

^ Possibly.

< Blarg.

V Shouldn't sneeze food coloring.

kailus13 · Jul 3, 2013

^ You can't tell me what to do!

< Doesn't actually have any food colouring.

v Knows how to dance.

Johnny Novgorod · Jul 3, 2013

^ BAHAHA God no.

< What do I play now?

v Is a king among men.

Fijiman · Jul 4, 2013

^ Not really.

< Kind of bored.

V What are you going to do next?

Headsprouter · Jul 4, 2013

^ The same thing I try to do every night, Fiji.

< Masturbate. It's very hard with hooks where my hands should be.

V Laughed when I said "hard".

Fijiman · Jul 4, 2013

^ *Stabs*

<

V Are you a gnome?

Headsprouter · Jul 4, 2013

^ Can't answer...

< ...Bleeding to death!

V Remember me!

Neuromancer · Jul 4, 2013

^ I'm sorry, who are you?

< Wonders why a talking monstrosity is bleeding in front of him.

v Knows why.

Johnny Novgorod · Jul 4, 2013

^ A wizard did it.

< Do I go out of the house or do I not?

v Careful, we're in bat country.