the ^ < V game

[Neuromancer]

^ Stand and fight!

< Is... that a minigun?

v Why did you tell me to bring a sword in a gunfight?

 

[Teoes]

^ So that I could laugh while I shot you with my minigun.

< Ain't got time to bleed.

v Have you got time to duck?

 

[Fijiman]

^ No.

< But I do have time to call in Duckzilla!

V Fears Duckzilla like they fear sunlight.

 

[Neuromancer]

^ I swear revenge!

< *dead*

v Mourn for me!

 

[deserteagleeye]

^ Here lies Neuromancer, he died the same way he lived, screaming and on fire.

< Writing my dog into my will and my goldfish out of it.

V Is running to school with buttered toast still in their mouth.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Too old for school

< Tis' the season to be METALL!!!!

V Did you know you can buy Nuke upgrades?

 

[Barbas]

^ Timmy forgot his sandwiches!

< Introducing demons to my katana.

v Is there any sword you would rather have than a katana?

 

[Neuromancer]

^ Scimitars are superior.

< Curved Swords.

V Curved. Swords.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Ah! I'll buy it at a high price

< Kebab is the food of Gods

V

Spoiler: You're a twerp!

 

[Fijiman]

^ And you smell funny, but you don't see me complaining.

< Blarg.

V Is not LIKE A BOSS.

 

[Neuromancer]

^ No, I am LIKE A SULTAN

< Is about to destroy Ming.

v Wants to see the re-establishment of the Qing of China.

 

[Barbas]

^ Damn right, those players knew how to dress!

< Enjoying a nice cup of tea.

v Another fan of tea.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I do enjoy tea.

< The Christmas decorations are up...pretty early, this year.

V Scrooge.

 

[deserteagleeye]

^ Bah, hamburger!

< Could go for a hamburger right now.

V Is a local purveyor of hamburgers.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ But I eated them.

< Should I fix this? Caramel offered to help, but...

V *bite*

 

[Fijiman]

^ *stabs in the side of the mouth*

< And I do think you should move the scarf closer to the base of the mouth/neck.

V Pretzel?

 

[deserteagleeye]

^ Cowgirl.

< Thinks we're naming Kama Sutra moves.

V Is a well of knowledge.

 

[Kae]

^ Indeed.

< Hollow and knows quite a lot, though nothing necessarily useful.

v Has seen UFOs

 

[Neuromancer]

^ I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.

< Attack ships on fire off the shore of Orion.

v Seriously, watch Blade Runner.

 

[deserteagleeye]

^ Sorry my interest in that movie is gone...like tears in the rain.

< Thought the game was better.

V Is secretly a replicant.