the ^ < V game

[UltraDeth]

^ I am the real thing *tic* 0010001000100 *hits self* I'm fine

< I could have all the money in the universe and it wouldn't be enough

V Did you taw a puddy cat?

 

[Teoes]

^ I did! I did!

< Yay, speech impediments are funny.

v Jelly.

 

[Neuromancer]

^ Smelly

< Belly

v Telly

 

[Barbas]

^ No, I'm listening to Nelly.

< You know who makes nice-looking motorbikes? Benelli.

v Kelly?

 

[Fijiman]

^ Po

< ta

V to.

 

[Teoes]

^ You say "tomato".

< I say "tomato".

v You say "HEY YOU GUUUUUUYYYYYYYYSSSSSSSS!".

 

[Barbas]

^ Boil them.

< Mash them.

v Stick them in a stew.

 

[Neuromancer]

^ Eat them

< Shit them

v Throw them in the zoo.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Slit their throats!!!

< Disembowel!!!

V KILL! KILL! KILL! KILL! KILL! *notices the awkward looks*

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Apparently kill roughly means "tickle" in Swedish.

< I'mma kill your kids to an inch of their life.

V Half full?

 

[Barbas]

^ Couldn't eat another bite.

< Delicious, moreish souls.

v The person below has nightmares about Rainbow Road.

 

[deserteagleeye]

^ Every star in the sky is another poor soul who was shell'd during the loop.

< Is making my thumb glow red by putting it on top of the mouse's tracking light.

V Is only funny when drunk.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I'd need to try my humour on non-drunk people for it to be a fair test...

< DIDN'T do the red thumb thing.

V Phone home...your parents are worried.

 

[Fijiman]

^ Not as worried as you should be.

< ijunpspidhbfhvbpaijfvbh

V Blarg.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ I understood that

< And remember kids, BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!

V I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do these?!!

 

[Teoes]

^ Stick 'em up your nose.

< Would give lemons to his lady and ask that she make more of her delicious lemon curd.

v Hates lemon curd.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

^ Not really that excited about lemons.

< I've got no idea what I should do other then play WoW so I can beat my friend in leveling.

v Gimme dat boost in EXP!

 

[Fijiman]

^ No.

< Just woke up a little bit ago.

V You wanna buy a watch?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ It's about time, isn't it?

< Half hour till I get oot the hoose.

V Oh, what can it mean?

 

[Teoes]

^ Cancer.

< Hates to break the bad news.

v Loves the bad news.