the ^ < V game

[Barbas]

^ Schadenfreude!

< The spell-check suggested 'Free-handedness' for that. Thanks, Windows!

v Here, have this briefcase full of rejected puppies.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ *cuddles puppies*

< I'm hungry like a wolf

V Do you have some infinite ammo I can borrow?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ There's more than enough to go around! Or is there?

< ????

V [ ? ]

 

[Fijiman]

^ ???!????!?!??!??!?!??!??!?

< *blargs everywhere*

V Is it time for pudding?

 

[deserteagleeye]

^ EAT CHO MEAT!

< Snickering at buttresses.

V Red dot or woo woo?

 

[Fijiman]

^ What?

< What?

V Chicken butt?

 

[Kitsune Hunter]

^ They're delicious?

< Has had a bad week

V Can cheer me up

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I would if I wasn't distracted by your avatar's hay bale haircut.

< Reading something...

V Bottom.

 

[KOMega]

^ You can be on top ;P
< ate too much food.
V could use some tea. Would you like some?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ No thanks.

< Dafuq did I just read? Joke. I know exactly what I just read, and it was damn good.

V Zap.

 

[deserteagleeye]

^ Snap, crackle, pop.

< KooKoo for Cocoa Puffs.

V Can see why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Maybe after I've woken up to the taste of Kellogg's Cornflakes

< Starring Me in: Pie Another Day

V Have a break, have a kit-kat

 

[Fijiman]

^ Not now, I'm saving it for later.

< Blarg.

V Who's that Pokemon?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Headsprouter.

< Be prepared for angry phone calls from parents...

V Hang in there.

 

[Barbas]

^ Hey, I can see my house from here. Bloody hell, this is taking ages. I knew I should have just done the knots myself.

< It's getting cold. Maybe I should have brought a coat too.

v Being followed by the Grudge, Brian May wig and all.

 

[Fijiman]

^ I'm Farticus.

< No, I am.

V No he is.

 

[Barbas]

^ I was once, I think, but now it's the other guy's turn.

< No it isn't.

v No, it's- I say...it's you, isn't it?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ It's probably better you pick somebody more flatulent.

< (Is this what you meant? I probably just did a bad job.)

V A hoax. A con. A ruse. A fake. A lie. But above all...misleading.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ And that's a fact!

< I need a licence to kill

V Last one alive, lock the door!

 

[deserteagleeye]

^ Learn to double-tap next time!

< Can produce after-images if fast enough.

V Poured already-chocolate milk in their Cocoa Puffs.