the ^ < V game

[Fijiman]

^ ...What?

< Potato.

V You looking at him?

 

[deserteagleeye]

^ My eyes are up here buddy.

< Little does he know my eyes are down there.

V Tried to clean their razor by wiping their finger across the blade and now has perfectly parallel cuts on their finger.

 

[Dr.Susse]

^Done that once...

< Dumb.

V Doesn't shave often.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I hate shaving...

< still waitin 4 dat rune scimmy

V *hover hand*

 

[Fijiman]

^ No, *hover face*.

< Is very sleepy.

V The Pants Rocketeer.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Catch me if you can!

< Yup, I think it's better this way.

V Show me your moves!

 

[deserteagleeye]

^ I'll show you mine if you show me yours...

< Realizes how bad that sounds out of context.

V Has breasts that feel like bags of sand.

 

[Dr.Susse]

^ Nothing to really grab.

< One of those paper sashes of salt maybe.

V Has had chocolate today.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ I intend to

< I voted Vagineer

V Poke the prisoner with the soft cushions!

 

[Teoes]

^ No.

< Hasn't blarged in a while.

v Will blarg with me.

 

[Fijiman]

^ Blarg.

< Blarg.

V BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG!

 

[Neuromancer]

^ Have you summoned me, your Blargness?

< A loyal servant of the Blarg empire.

v Sumbit to his Blargness!

 

[Fijiman]

^ I AM THE BLARGNESS!

< Or am I?

V Likes burritos too much.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Because they are delicious

< Will literally kill for a donor kebab

V Brave Sir Robin ran away

 

[Neuromancer]

^ When danger reared it's ugly head,
He bravely turned his tail and fled.

< What a comedic troupe Monty Pythin were.

v Eagerly awaits the 1st of July to watch the Monty Python reunion.

 

[Fijiman]

^ The what now?

< The what now?

V The what now?

 

[EeveeElectro]

^ Your mum
< OOOH SICK BURN
v HIGH 5 ME BRO

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Huhu, YEAH!

< *sniffs hand*

V *wipes on you*

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

^ Umm...*quickly swipes a packet of tissues for Headsprouter* No disgusting things on my fur plz.

< Something about Tunnel snakes and them ruling.

v You what?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ I'll wreck ya c*nt!

< *Is busy painting everything I own blue*

V Mentlegen