the ^ < V game

[Fijiman]

^ I WOULD NOT ignore such blatant laziness if it weren't for the fact that I'm about to go to bed. Carry on.

< Thinks that Headsprouter getting ninja'd by Morsomk twice in a row on the same thread is hilarious.

V Offended by the lack of adult head diapers.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Yeah, I have a real issue with MY FUCKING HEAD TAKING A SHIT.

< Ain't never seen the like.

V Saucy.

 

[Fijiman]

^ NO!

< Sleepy.

V Blarg.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

^ Non monsieur Fijiman, we do not serve that at our restaurant.

< We do however have a fresh shipment of crab, would anyone be interested in that?

v What about you honourable sir? Would you be interested in crabe?

 

[Drummodino]

^ Blegh, heaven's no.

< Will have a sirloin steak, medium rare with peppercorn sauce

V And what will you have my dear?

 

[DotSlash]

^ A burger. Screw bein' faaanceh.

< Now sipping on tea.

V So what was that...?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ It was an artistic expression of Bisexual love. Fantastique!

< I do not think we bought enough body bags

V

Spoiler: Ever wonder if the universe is worth it? Then listen to this

 

[Fijiman]

^ Meh.

< Stupid cold. It's only 16[sup]o[/sup]F outside and was the same way yesterday. What could make it worse? There has been no snow caused by this weather.

V You will now serve doors on your menu.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Okay, if anyone comes into my house asking to be served, I will unhinge one of the doors.

< I can't enjoy an off day if I'm dreading going into work the very next day.

V *pokeball*

 

[Fijiman]

^ OW! What the hell man?!

< Is not a Pokemon.

V Is secretly a moose.

 

[Barbas]

^ I swear, I need a new form. This is rapidly becoming the worst-kept secret in the forums.

< ...

v ...What sound does a moose make?

 

[deserteagleeye]

^ Blarg

< Lives on a diet of high-fructose corn syrup.

V Has a foot bigger than a foot.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ My 2 feet combined make a very large foot

< Dangly dangly doo!

V Thwow him to the flaw!

 

[Barbas]

^ The flaw?

< You broke the flaw!

v I never broke the flaw, I AM THE FLAW!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ What are you yelling this at me, for?

< *breathing*

V Innocent bystander.

 

[Barbas]

^ Heh, sure. Let's go with that.

< They were all smoking corpses when I got here.

v Oh man, I could sure go for some barbecued pork right now.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

^ It will take our chef about 20 minutes to cook that monsieur.

< I suggest that in the mean time, you should turn your head towards the screen as an opera performed by Katia Escalera.

v You have no idea who that is do you?

 

[Barbas]

^ Neeyope!

< I like Lisa Gerrard and Annie Lennox, though.

v Ketchup? With lobster, you want- ?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I've never had lobster...

< BLOODY WORDS.

V Taste the rainbow.

 

[Barbas]

^ Ew, it tastes of happiness and inclusion!

< *Washes mouth out with Absynthe*

v Blarg.