the ^ < V game

[Dr.Susse]

^I'm not on anything hard enough to think that.

< Come on Aussie, come on!

V National pride?

 

[Drummodino]

^ Watching the cricket are we?

< Loud and proud Aussie.

V You should probably get that looked at.

 

[Dr.Susse]

^ I will not get that bogan pride lump looked at.

< Dear god I love cricket.

V prefers summer to winter.

 

[Drummodino]

^ Indeed I do. Cricket, beach, shorts, what's not to love?

< Is chuffed about Australia winning for once.

V Is sick of these Aussie bogans

 

[Dr.Susse]

^ My Southern Cross tattoo says different.

< Doesn't really have a tattoo of the cross

V Has work tomorrow.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Never!

< Waiter! There's a wrench in my soup!

V Wait till Biggus Dickus hears about this!

 

[Barbas]

^ *Snort* Heeeheehee!

< Come on, get that crap off the beaches, you're holding up the entire bloody war!

v Pro Tip: Hold it sideways, it's a kill-shot!

 

[Fijiman]

^ Meh.

< Meh.

V Hasn't seen the light of day for too long.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Bloody English winters!

< Dances like a horse on hot coal

V Would like a full shave and haircut?

 

[Barbas]

^ Perfect. I'm too lazy to handle it myself.

< I think my beard is in danger of becoming a tripping hazard.

v What do you think, Susan?

 

[Neuromancer]

^ I'm sorry, Susan can't speak right now.

< It must have something to do with her head being cut off.

v Of what opinion are you?

 

[Fijiman]

^ ...

< ...

V ...

 

[deserteagleeye]

^ You're hired.

< I like your moxie kid!

V Turn around.

 

[JasonKaotic]

^ That's one nice-looking wall.

< I got an itch on my head. I should definitely do something about this.

V Why so serious?

 

[Fijiman]

^ Serious?

< Just had waffles and bacon for dinner.

V Desires the touch of a pig.

 

[deserteagleeye]

^ hehe...pork.

< The Beastie Boys died for my right...to fight...for my right.

V Went all in.

 

[Barbas]

^ And I could do it again.

< *Bouncing*

v Do you want this marker pen?

 

[Fijiman]

^ With the hand I was dealt? Fuck that shit.

< I fold.

V Has DISH TV.(bastard)

 

[Barbas]

^ No, I live not in the relevant geographic zone.

< *Haulin' cargo*

v Do you like olive oil as much as I do?

 

[Drummodino]

^ I love it so much I bathe in it.

< Sleep deprived

V Care for some tea?