the ^ < V game

[Barbas]

^ True. It's also surprisingly violent and they are right dicks about their parade schedule.

< Re-took Osgiliath.

v Send word to the Steward.

 

[Fijiman]

^ I don't wanna!

< *Steals Barbas' pie and throws it out the window*

V Has a cellphone full of porn in their drawer.

 

[deserteagleeye]

^ Not a cellphone, per se.

< Did you know the PSVita can put any pictures you have in panoramic view? huehue.

V Is sickened but curious.

 

[Fijiman]

^ Not really on both counts.

< Blarg.

V You have been stabbed. What do you do?

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

^ I take it like a fucking Linoone!

< Stabbing wound aint nothing, try getting dumped by the love of your life!

v Has been dumped by the love of his life!

 

[Barbas]

^ When the skies darken and rain fire the likes of which this world has never witnessed, you will know that has happened.

< Ouch!

v Why do you leave these things lying around? Put it with your other ones!

 

[Fijiman]

^ Hey, it's not mine.

< That one is purple. Mine are never purple.

V Are yours purple?

 

[Groxnax]

^ Not sure

< where am I?

v Wants a cheeseburger.

 

[Barbas]

^ All day every day.

< I went to a White Spot once.

v What's your favourite burger filling?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ The works

< 4590, things have changed

V One man stands on the edge of the universe...

 

[The Night Angel]

^is the one waving at him from a safe distance back from the edge
< is more of a central location kinda guy, doesn't like edges
v is always on edge

 

[Fijiman]

^ Night Angle! Haven't seen you in a while. Also not really.

< Playing Borderlands.

V Is a master at getting punched in the balls.

 

[kailus13]

^ Not really.

< Tends to dodge too often.

v Knows kung-fu.

 

[Barbas]

^ Woah...

< I want my phone call.

v What happens if I fail?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Just keep trying

< I have dignity and I'm not afraid to use it

V Have a free Dead Space 5 T-shirt

 

[deserteagleeye]

^ Can I pay for someone to put it on for me?

< This has gone on long enough.

V Fix it.

 

[Barbas]

^ Hold on. Kross?...KROOOSS!!

< I think he's dead.

v R.I.P. Kross.

 

[Fijiman]

^ Wants to become a frumpy cat.

< Blarg.

V Has been to a room with a moose.

 

[Barbas]

^ As I told the judge, that's a total fabrication!

< I didn't do it.

v He did!

 

[Fijiman]

^ Bullshit.

< Your Honer, Barbas is a doody head.

V Is the real killer.