the ^ < V game

[Drummodino]

^ The glorious scent of capitalism

< Sweating far too much

V Mop my brow!

 

[Groxnax]

^ Ewww, no

< Is looking for bacon.

v Is looking for the Matrix.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I'm trying to use this shitty phone...

< It's even trying to defend itself by changing "shitty" to shotgun.

V So, what you're sayin' is...you're a dork?

 

[Fijiman]

^ No, I said Barry is a fork.

< Blarg.

V How would you react if I said the word "it?"

 

[UltraDeth]

^ AAAAAAHHHHH! Don't say that word!!

< Sweet smell of farts

V 11/10 GOTY

 

[Barbas]

^ OMG, flawless graphics.

< 360 degrees of killa.

v Ban this sick filth!

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Scourge my evil ballsack!

< Scurvy dog!

V Has the Knights who say "Ni" in their pocket

 

[Barbas]

^ Right where I can keep an eye on them.

< It's cold in here.

v More corpses!

 

[Fijiman]

^ Give me a minute, have to get the machine guns going.

< dakkadakkadakkadakkadakkadakkadakkadakkadakka

V it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it

 

[Barbas]

^ ACK! Ack ack! Ack ack ack ack ack ack ack!

< Do not run.

v We are your friends.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Liar! You are not on my friends list!

< Rawr.

V *gulp*

 

[Dr.Susse]

^ No don't drink the bleach!

< Hmm bleach.

V Has mowed the lawn this year.

 

[Fijiman]

^ Fuck that, it's too cold and wet most of the time to mow a damn thing.

< Was playing with a bunch of other Escapists earlier, but they all got off.

V Was caught with their hand in the cookie jar.

 

[Groxnax]

^ Sorry but I like my sweets

< Yum, cookies.

v Is digging a hole to China.

 

[Dr.Susse]

^ Dad! I dug a hole.

< It's filling with water.

V Doesn't mind the odd obscure reference.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I shouldn't, seeing as I make them all the time.

< So, uh...

V You get dental?

 

[Extra-Ordinary]

^ I'm not even employed

< Does have braces though

V Has a retainer

 

[UltraDeth]

^ No

< Spotted the suspect sitting at the bar

V And his hair was perfect

 

[Drummodino]

^ Liar! You're trying to brainwash me!

< Slaps on tinfoil hat

V Quick! To the bunker!

 

[Dr.Susse]

^Yes step into the van...I mean bunker....

< Werewolf of London.

V Ah hoooooo!