the ^ < V game

[Headsprouter]

^ AUGH I'VE BEEN NINJAAAAAAAAAA'D!!! Holy crap, so did you, by the looks of things...

< *Hanna Barbera laugh*

V *engages you in a dustcloud brawl*

 

[UltraDeth]

^ [Press Y to counter]

< You're Winner!

V Have a completely unbalanced upgrade system, on the house!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ My arm!

< My body literally can't move anymore! Somebody bring me a respec!

V What have I become?

 

[Barbas]

^ You are a nomster.

< Eh.

v Bop.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Ow. Oohuhuhu.

< Ouch.

V OUCH-CHARLIE, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

[Fijiman]

^ Blarg.

< Finds that everyone seems to be getting ninja'd today hilarious.

V I present to you... CORN!

 

[DotSlash]

^ ...What is this.

< I never asked for this.

V ATATATATATATATATA

 

[Barbas]

^

Spoiler

< Targeting...maximum fire-power.

v The shield will be down in moments; you may start your landing.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Muggggghhhh.

< *lands plane as if to collapse onto a bed*

V *glare*

 

[Fijiman]

^ *stare*

< Bear.

V Walrus.

 

[Barbas]

^ No, seal.

< I wouldn't mind living in a light house.

v How 'bout you?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ That'd be quirky.

< It's hard to post with a cat on your lap.

V Noob.

 

[Fijiman]

^ Douche.

< Wants to ninja someone.

V Was not ninja'd.

 

[Drummodino]

^ Tryhard YOU FREAKING NINJA

< Had weird dreams

V Filthy Casual

 

[Dr.Susse]

^ Didn't even ever play farmville.

< Smart-Casual.

V Has used aftershave.

 

[Fijiman]

^ Nope.

< Needs to shave.

V Has had their butt shaved.

 

[Dr.Susse]

^ A hairy butt is a warm butt.

< Doesn't have a hairy butt.

V Likes big butts and they can not lie.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Ambush!

< Pass the mustard

V Pets ducks for a living

 

[Neuromancer]

^ My life is mine to spend.

< Death and I, we have an understanding.

v Come, I dare you.

 

[Neuromancer]

^ How quickly you fall into conclusions. For a week I am gone and already I am deemed a deserter.

<

< Thought Neuromancer was gone for god.

No, he is still hypothetically angry after that hypothetical game of hypothetical poker he hypothetically lost.

v Hypothetically delighted after seeing my hypothetical return from hypothetical oblivion.