the ^ < V game

[Drummodino]

^ Not here

< Should be cleaning but ugh

V ¿como estas?

 

[Groxnax]

^ In my oven.

< is hungry.

v Where's my pizza?

 

[Fijiman]

^ I think Barbas stole it.

< Not happy with YouTube at the moment.

V Was shot in the foot.

 

[deserteagleeye]

^
< This Coke's gone bad.

V Wanna drink?

 

[Fijiman]

^ No.

< Prefers Dr. Pepper.

V Likes Mountain Dew.[sub][sub][sub]for some stupid reason[/sub][/sub][/sub]

 

[Fijiman]

^ Bullshit!

< Is invincible-ish.

V Shall be test monkey #338261.

 

[Neuromancer]

^ Any attempts at turning me into a test monkey will result in... detrimental issues with your health.

< Death for life.

V Take this dog down.

 

[Neuromancer]

^

Spoiler

< Most will probably not get the reference.

v None shall mourn you.

 

[Neuromancer]

^ Wrapped in the mist.

< A shield impenetrable.

V Your weapons betray you.

 

[Drummodino]

^ *Ducks*

< Too fast for you

V Squashed by marauding robot.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ No, because a non-twat would move to a different house

< Oh good, everyone can see my bum

V People who live in glass houses shouldn't make ugly, frustrating, poorly optimized games

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Nope.

< Just realised that it may not be that strange to feel fulfilled through creating the most random of things.

V Let's pursue our happiness by frolicking in the meadow!

 

[Neuromancer]

^ I blew it up.

< What's this I find in the wreckage? Charred bones?

v Whose do you think those are?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Styrofoam.

< Hardened styrofoam.

V Son of a packing peanut!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Hyuk, Hyuk, sorry mate, don't got no thumbs!

< Downloading stuff.

V Trouble with the trolley, eh?

 

[Barbas]

^ There's always one wobbly wheel isn't there?

< *Commences vigorous, heartfelt kicking*

v I recommend the baguettes.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ *sniff* I'm sorry...those kicks, they just...connected with me, y'know? *sniff*

< Emotionally affected.

V Has tried "the baguettes".

 

[UltraDeth]

^ *jumps out of the window in slow motion*

< Piece of cake!

V Impersonates John Cleese a little too well

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Who the heck is John Cleese? *feels like a noob*

< Canon.

V Merely hypothetical.

 

[Neuromancer]

^ Just like that poker game I won.

< Or was it?

v Kneel or taste defeat!