the ^ < V game

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

^ Dont know shit about DnD other then the fact that Mages are shit in the beginning and are fucking monsters at around level 5 in the first and second edition.

< I really wanna get a DnD thing going.

v Will help me get a DnD thing going.

 

[Barbas]

^ Here, have this DnD thing.

< I don't have a DnD thing.

v I...did not think this through.

 

[Barbas]

^ Fap, Fap, Fappeeeeeee, Fappy-fappy-fap!

< Fappy-fappy-fappy-fappy!

v Fappy-fappy-fap!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I find this song difficult to masturbate to.

< Flaccid as a soggy dishcloth.

V Lucky for you, I take it upon myself to end this talk of fapping.

 

[Barbas]

^ Hmmmm...resurrection or closure?

< The eternal conundrum.

v What do you think, Brian?

 

[Fijiman]

^ Sorry, but my brother isn't here at the moment. This is Fijiman.

< Has bacon and waffles.

V Is jealous.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Pssssh. Bacon. Whatever.

< #heresy

V You'z trollin'!

 

[Barbas]

^ Who, meeeeeeeee???

< Innocent.

v It was them. It's their modus operandi.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I am not trollin'.

< I am Headsprouter, you see, mmhm.

V Would you like to try some Paradox Soup?

 

[DotSlash]

^ Why, I'd love some, good sir.

< Nothin' like the smell of paradox in the morning.

V Is a bat effective?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ It's mostly aesthetic. *sounds of simian disgust*

< Ha! More obscurity! You blocked my reference! You BASTARD!

V I refuse to comply!

 

[Barbas]

^ *Licking noises*

< *Sluuuuuurp*

v Mmm, that's good brain.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ ...

< ...

V ...yawn?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Wake up, we have time to waste!

< *nothing happens*

V What's the blow up doll for?

 

[Fijiman]

^ What? There's nothing wrong about having a large, inflatable gorilla in your living room.

< Is there?

V Quickly, don't misspell Headsprouter!

 

[Barbas]

^ It is not I who can forgive thee, but he.

< Where is he?

v Aha!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Impressive ninja. But Cop, I'm disowning you.

< Feelings got hit by a stab crit from a physical attacker boosted by swords dance.

V Dance.

 

[Barbas]

^ Would you like...a deadly dance?

< Jiggity-jiggity-jig.

v Wait a moment, why don't I invite Sheogorath? He loves these things.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ If it's anything like asexuality I'd say it's neither lethal nor harmless!

< Misspellings and typos are UNFORGIVABLE!

V Grammar Nazis! Enlist today!

 

[Barbas]

^ No thank you. They are not evil enough. Also, what sins? It was posted before you arrived, therefore you are referring to a point of time that does not in fact exist.

< What would it be like to grow a town out of mushrooms, like the wizards of Vvardenfell past...?

v You know, I don't think the elder scrolls are of a great deal of use to most people.