the ^ < V game

[Headsprouter]

^ Yeah, look what they did to my face.

< They took my FACE, Justiiin!

V Justiiin!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Am I pretty, though?

< That's what really matters.

V I'm going to bleed on you.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ You are indeed brave sir knight, but the fight is mine

< Radical!

V You vicious, heartless bastards!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I'm not heartless! They mistook one for a pancreas and so I have two!

< Shoddy workmanship.

V You are TEARING ME APART, Lisa!

 

[Barbas]

^ Oh hi, Tommy!

< ...

v Yes.

 

[Barbas]

^ Ha.

< Ha.

v Ha!

 

[UltraDeth]

^ I laugh at your awful hair

< [Hold RT]

V Would you like your eyelashes plucked?

 

[Barbas]

^ No, give me the PipBoy. I will have it. GIVE IT TO MEEEEEE.

< The display was broken.

v There you go.

 

[Neuromancer]

^ And away I go.

< But I just go here!

v Well, there's no helping it. I have to go.

 

[Barbas]

^ Well...

< ...when you gotta go...

v ...you gotta go!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Toodle-oo, Double D...

< Internet is being crap.

V Stop butlering yourself.

 

[Barbas]

^ But if I do not do it, who will?

< This is for the Greater Good.

v The Greater Good...

 

[Fijiman]

^ FOR THE BACON!

< Blarg.

V Can't feel their nose nor butt.

 

[Groxnax]

^ What did you do to my HANDS?

< Oh, there they are.

v Where is Carmen Sandiego?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ *incriminating belch* What?

< Mmmmm. Carmeny.

V Hey, son. Playin' with yer dolls, again?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

^ Nope, don't have any.
< Unless stuffed toys count.
v Has stuffed octopus toys.

 

[Fijiman]

^ Not even one.

< Blarg.

V Shouts at bees in the rain.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Nicholas Cage.

< Not the MEMES!

V

 

[DotSlash]

^ :I

< This is not what I asked for.

V This is your fault. Have at you!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ *imitating Raphael*

< If Soul Calibur came to PC I would be a happy person.

V Bababa-boing-loing-boingboing-boing-boing-g'loing.