the ^ < V game

[Fijiman]

^ What?

< Blarg.

V You are now Steve.

 

[Neuromancer]

^ I am now the Doomsayer.

< Welcome to the end.

v Watch your step, you might fall.

 

[Kae]

^ Pffft, if you fall enough times it stops hurting, so why would I bother?

< Has a 50% success rate of climbing stairs, surprisingly can climb fences and trees just fine.

v Will roll low on their next event.

 

[Neuromancer]

^ *rolls for disarm trap*

< *trap explodes and everybody dies*

v Goddamnit Kaleion!

 

[UltraDeth]

^ *Snore* Wha...? Where?!!

< Special Skill: Crisps restore 50% more health

V Can make me a gun that has tits and is on fire?

 

[Barbas]

^ Yes, if you like. Here, anything is possible.

< Oh, look! It's raining doughnuts again!

v Oh no, they're the ones with pink icing again.

 

[Fijiman]

^ Burn it all!

< Burning things is fun.

V Has an inter tube in their innards.

 

[Barbas]

^ Not at the moment. Check back in a few hours' time.

< Licorice isn't all that great.

v Toffee-flavoured popcorn is a preferable alternative.

 

[Groxnax]

^ Sounds yummy.

< Is looking at the sky.

v Why are the dolphins flying away and singing about fish?

 

[Barbas]

^ I think it's because you're dru-...

< Oh, wait. No, you're right. The fu...

v Kross? Kross!

 

[UltraDeth]

^ We're only getting static!

< Rangers! To Battle Stations!

V Starring [You] in Amnesia: Christmas Phantoms

 

[Barbas]

^ I, um...I don't...uh.....what?

< Confusion.

v Ah, we meet again.

 

[Neuromancer]

^ It was inevitable.

< This world is too small for it not to happen.

v Now you young man are from across the sea. You've come from two long lines of royalty.

 

[Barbas]

^ Yes to the first. But to the second...who can say?

< I think I'll just fill in the blanks with bullshit again.

v What do you think? Winning?

 

[DotSlash]

^ Always winning. Always.

< Tigah Blood.

V Does that sound appealing to you?

 

[Barbas]

^ I don't know - I always imagine it tasting quite metallic.

< Rusty...does that make sense?

v Tinny?

 

[Fijiman]

^ Blargenacity reading are off the chart.

< That can only mean the Finkle Didlinosys is loose again.

V It's your turn to catch it. All the supplies you'll need are on the second closet on the left.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Whatever.

< A hosepipe, a coin and a wooden spoon...a lethal combination!

V Die, Didlinosys!

 

[Fijiman]

^ Gah!

< No you fool! Over there!

V Help him, he clearly can't do this on his own.

 

[Neuromancer]

^ On you little man I don't want wanna waste much time.

< You've been pushed around all your life! You've been pushed around by your mother, and your sister and your brother.

v And if you was married- you'd be pushed around by your wife.