the ^ < V game

[UltraDeth]

^ You're hired!

< More Physics puzzles!

V Can you imagine a world where making a bad game is impossible?

 

[Neuromancer]

^ I can imagine people being broke by monthly good releases.

< Which will inevitably be pushed into weekly releases, all for the profit of the publisher.

v Oh, the horror.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

^ Nah, it's something more, ITS CLASS!

< My body does not know how to sleep normally anymore. Tired as fuck yesterday and what does my body do? "Lawl, ONLY FOUR HOURS BRAH!"

V Hates the sleeping pattern of his own body.

 

[Neuromancer]

^ I would if I had such a thing.

< Every night is like the lottery. Win? get 5 hours. Lose? Get 2, or maybe not at all!

v Has a normal sleeping pattern.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

^ NOPE!
< Haven't for years!
v Has never had one at all.

 

[Barbas]

^ At least not one that I can remember.

< It is now the next day.

v Greet the next day.

 

[Neuromancer]

^ New dawn rises.

< And so begins the circle anew

v Complete the circle!

 

[Barbas]

^ *Drawing a circle*.

< I'm sure that's what he meant.

v Do you know what a trapezoid is?

 

[Neuromancer]

^ The Empire that ruled the north-eastern part of what now is Turkey, led by the Komnenos family.

< The same family that stopped the decline of the Eastern Roman Empire for about a 100 years.

v I don't know what I'm talking about, so please go ahead.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

^I had noodles for breakfest, it was delicious.

< I wish I had a proper breakfest though, something with a toast or something.

v TOAST!

 

[Barbas]

^ YEAH, TOAST!

< *Tip, tap, tippy-tap, tippity-tap-tap*

v FRENCH TOAST!

 

[Barbas]

^ Je suis Napoleon!

< Hee haw hee haw!

v And zis is my donkee!

 

[deserteagleeye]

^ Merde.

< Doesn't really know French.

V There's a cake inside the nail-file. Use it wisely.

 

[Barbas]

^ That got me thinking about custard buns.

< No idea why.

v They sure are good, though.

 

[Fijiman]

^ Never heard of them.

< Is still half asleep.

V *insert something funny here*.

 

[Drummodino]

^ *witty retaliatory comment*

< Not dying thankfully

V Cookie?

 

[DotSlash]

^ Yespls.

< Little sleepy here.

V Look behind you!

 

[Barbas]

^ I have seen that already.

< The roads are in a terrible state.

v More humans.

 

[Fijiman]

^ Possibly.

< Blarg.

V Hasn't done anything productive in a while.

 

[Barbas]

^ True, I have sat here ruminating.

< I still do not understand.

v Can you tell me?